Cat: You think he'll try and seduce her? (A very poorly constructed Marilyn Monroe droid)
Lister: I hardly think so. He's a bit like Action Man in that department, just plastic underpants and a trade mark
— Red Dwarf, "The Last Day"
Bartleby: You can't be anal-retentive if you don't have an anus.
Loki: Last four days on Earth? Mmm. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid.
Metatron: I couldn't rape you if I wanted to! Angels are ill-equipped. See? I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll. Honestly, you bottom-feeders and your arrogance. You think everybody's just trying to get into your knickers...
Why would I care? I'm not even anatomically correct, I run around naked and I got no junk!