Quotes / Badbutt

Film — Live-action

"Los Locos kick your ass!
Los Locos kick your face!
Los Locos kicks your balls into OUTER SPAAAAAAACE!"

—Los Locos, Short Circuit 2

Video Games

I'm the Coolest!

— Shadow the Hedgehog,Sonic Adventure 2

You can call me Knuckles
Unlike Sonic, I don't chuckle
I'd rather flex my muscles

— Unknown from M.E., Image Song from Sonic Adventure

His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!

— DK Monkey Rap, Donkey Kong 64

Web Original

I think we need to admit to our selves that Dennis’s menacing, despite being right there in the name of the strip, is really an an informed attribute — something the other characters claim to believe without any evidence within the narrative to back them up. Today’s panel, in which Mr. Wilson declares “That Mitchell kid is more dangerous than the nuclear arsenals that can wipe out the human race with a simple press of the button! He’s an extinction-level event in red overalls, I tell you!” while Dennis flops goofily around on his lawn, is perhaps the clearest evidence of this yet.

—The Comics Curmudgeon

There's a paradox in the subject matter; on the one hand, Lasky wants to deal with themes such as Stockholm Syndrome, cannibalism, and child soldiers, but at the same time, she has to write these themes so they're accessible to her audience... which, unfortunately, is elementary and middle school students.

— A review of Guardians Of Gahoole

One such rejection, after requesting the full book, turned it down on the basis there was “too much bad language,” presumably, during all the murders and drug-binges, and the scenes involving one of history’s most famous monsters, bringing to mind the gangster scenes in Eastenders, where Phil Mitchell jams a gun into somebody’s temple and threatens to "flippin’ well kill ya, you bloomin’ nit!"

—Stuart Millard on publishing his Charles Manson novel, "Charles Mansion and the Fourth Timester"

The Luke Cage comic had some problems. He had all the rage of a revolutionary '70s black man, but angry black men in the '70s didn't write no jive funny books. And from the looks of his jibba jabba, I don't think they even had one around to do part-time consulting. So at any given time, Luke Cage may or may not have been saying things that mean anything. Then this nonsense moon language was sent to people even more square where they put it through a filter to make sure it was rated G.

— Seanbaby, "6 Superheroes Who Completely Lost Their Shit"

Oh dear, the skinheads are so appallingly written and performed you feel sorry for the actors having to chew on such a middle class BBC approach to young thugs. "What are you, social workers?" Ooh, better watch out. With language like that this lot is likely to do you a mischief.

—Joe Ford on Doctor Who, "Silver Nemesis"

Chris: Clark bought a ton of dumb leather jackets...now that he’s properly suited up in Bad Boy attire, he does the most rebellious thing possible: He drives to school and picks up a classmate so that they can get there on time. And his parents react like he’s just murdered a bucket of kittens.
David: If they’re that rebellious right now, why are they even going to school?

— Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Smallville, "Red"

Web Video

"This film is like Falling Down, if D-Fens only had a "so-so" day."

—The Cinema Snob on The Buttercream Gang

"As far the dialog goes, it's the kind of movie that think it's being clever by opening with narration that says, 'I'm sure you know all those usual fairy princess tales. This is not one of those tales.' Right? God forbid it's one of the good Disney Princess movies."

—Brad Jones on Secret Society of Second-Born Royals

"The story is that David just transferred and has discovered the whole school is being oppressed by the tyrannical regime of these four preppy white guys. Seriously, the whole school fears them. I mean, c'mon, the scariest one looks like what would happen if Fred from Scooby-Doo became a low-grade meth dealer...Hang-gliding?? THOSE HOOLIGANS!"

—Noah Antwiler on Massacre at Central High

"Lethal Ninja is about a crime-ridden city, and the judge who is trying to clean the city up takes a handwritten business card that says 'HIRE ME,' calls a guy with a perm, and the guy with the perm's going to clean up crime in the city by mildly annoying the city's criminals. He's going to run past them in a comical wide shot and steal their car keys and run away; and he's going to sneak up behind them and blow away their cocaine."

—Best of the Worst on Lethal Ninja (1992)

"Double Dragon warns us of the perils involved with fighting against gnarly street gangs. The gnarlier the gang, the more peril you're in. It's predicted that by the year 2016, America will be composed of 85 percent gnarly street gangs to 10 percent law-abiding citizens. The other 5 percent is dogs."

—Jim Sterling on Double Dragon (1994)

Western Animation

"Fart you, butthole."

— Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Good afternoon, fellow patrons. Except, I don't even care if you do have a good afternoon. Because I'm bad."

—Bow, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, "Huntara"

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