Quotes / Bad Cop/Incompetent Cop

"Cunts On Patrol"

"It was as I had expected. He had forgotten or mislaid his badge. He had neglected to learn the outlines of the work for which he received money and consideration; and he expected me, the tax-payer, to go to infinite trouble to supplement his deficiencies...I laboured with him in this dense fog, but to no end. He had forgotten his badge, and we were villains for that we did not cart him to the pub or barracks where he had left it."
Steam Tactics by Rudyard Kipling

They said
"Aren't you the suicide bomber
Who blew up the bus, last year?"
I said "no," they punched me
I said "Think logically"
And they said "You think logically!"
And I said
Suicide Bomber by Tripod.

"What is this, the 'Bad Cop, Retarded Cop' routine?"
Dr. Venture, The Venture Bros.

And when the cops came through
Me and Dre stood next to a burned-down house
With a can full of gas and a handful of matches
And still weren't found out
Dr. Dre and Eminem, "Forgot about Dre"

"This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer."
Det. James Carter. Rush Hour

Claire: Let's try ďgood cop, bad cop.Ē
Blinky: I think I know where youíre going with this. I shall play this game.[Claire knocks on door] Open up, RotGut, or I'll kick down this door! [RotGut answers.]
Gut: Ailment or curse?
Claire: Neither, you two-headed dirtbag! We need information. Gunmarís got a mole down here, and you're gonna tell us who it is!
Rot: Why is she being so mean to us, Gut?
Gut: We don't share this sort of thing. Salesman-client confidentiality.
Claire: Oh, you wanna obstruct official Trollhunting business? Is that what you wanna do? Now you've done it! I feel my anger rising. I can't control it. You might want to talk to my partner, because I'm about to explode! [Claire winks to Blinky. He winks back.]
Blinky: Ahem. [Blinky shouts and pulls out a live dwärkstone.] If you don't tell us what we need to know this instant, I'm turning us all into a smoking crater! [RotGut shuts their windows.]
Gut: Are you insane? Youíre gonna kill us all!
Claire: Whoa whoa, Blinky, what are you doing?
Blinky: Iím buying baby. Iím buying the farm if they donít start talking!
Claire: Wait, I thought I was the bad cop.
Blinky: I thought I was the bad cop. Your performance felt a little ho-hum.
— Blinky and Claire interrogating RotGut, "Mirtrial and Error", Trollhunters