History Quotes / Badbutt

-->--'''Creator/JimSterling''' on ''Film/DoubleDragon''

->"Los Locos kick your ass!\\

Los Locos kicks your balls into OUTER SPAAAAAAACE!"

->"This film is like ''Film/FallingDown'', if D-Fens only had a "so-so" day."

->"As far the dialog goes, it's the kind of movie that think it's being clever by opening with narration that says, 'I'm sure you know all those usual fairy princess tales. This is ''not'' one of those tales.' Right? God forbid it's one of the ''[[PretenderDiss good]]'' Franchise/DisneyPrincess movies."

->"The story is that David just transferred and has discovered the whole school is being oppressed by the tyrannical regime of these four preppy white guys. Seriously, the whole school fears them. I mean, c'mon, the scariest one looks like what would happen if Fred from ''WesternAnimation/ScoobyDoo'' became a low-grade meth dealer...Hang-gliding?? THOSE HOOLIGANS!"

->"''Lethal Ninja'' is about a crime-ridden city, and the judge who is trying to clean the city up takes a [[MyCard handwritten business card]] that says [='=]''HIRE ME,''[='=] calls a guy with [[EightiesHair a perm,]] and the guy with the perm's going to clean up crime in the city by mildly annoying the city's criminals. He's going to run past them in a comical wide shot and steal their car keys and run away; and he's going to sneak up behind them and blow away their cocaine."
-->--'''''[[WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst Best of the Worst]]''''' on ''Lethal Ninja'' (1992)

->"''Double Dragon'' warns us of the perils involved with fighting against gnarly street gangs. The gnarlier the gang, the more peril you're in. It's predicted that by the year 2016, America will be composed of [[MoreCriminalsThanTargets 85 percent gnarly street gangs to 10 percent law-abiding citizens]]. The other 5 percent is dogs."

->"Fart you, butthole."

->"Good afternoon, fellow patrons. Except, I don't even care if you do have a good afternoon. Because I'm ''bad''."

-->-- '''Shadow the Hedgehog''',
''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2''