"To call it an anticlimax would be an insult not only to climaxes but to prefixes."
"Legend's final showdown is a worse catalog of disaster than Skymall For Supervillains. Chun-Li defeats her mortal enemy by accident, knocking cement powder from an utterly unexplained building site in the heart of Bison's fortress into his eyes. He staggers around like a crippled Make-a-Wish kid whose final desire was to be a guest villain in Home Alone, waiting a full five minutes until Chun-Li believes in herself hard enough to throw a fireball, despite having absolutely no reason to do that instead of just walking over and kicking him."
"The Master has finally defeated the Doctor…by plugging in a few wires hehehehehe. That would have been a crap defeat."
Chris: I thought I was exaggerating when I said it was “less than five (seconds),” but I went and looked at the timestamps. Clark power-walks onto the same stupid street set they always use at 26:11, and they crash into the geothermal facility and blow it up at 27:50.
David: I just tried to think of something funny to respond to that with for four minutes. Note: That’s longer than the fight itself took.
"To resurrect an old saying, 'Anything can happen in WWE!' Say what you will, but Sheamus’s 18-second victory was a Wrestlemania moment to be remembered forever…except by those who were out taking a leak or who got home late and flipped on the TV at 8:05 Eastern Time."