Guns N' Roses
"You know, there hasn't been a good rock 'n' roll machine in, like, 15 years... I thought, well, Guns
is a well-enough known name that we could probably do one. So I started drawing out the game, then I started sketching, writing down the rules..."
—Slash, Rip magazine, January 1995
is a Licensed Pinball Table
released in 1994 by Data East
, one of only two widebody pins the company created and their only one with two plungers.
The objective of the game is to gather up the members of the world-famous band
, get them rockin', and whip the crowd into a nonstop frenzy. Ride a motorcycle with Gilby Clarke, start multiball with Axl Rose, and bring in Matt Sorum to Score. Rock out with Dizzy Reed, grab a Jackpot with Duff McKagan, get all the band members on stage for Multiball, then cut into a wicked Slash Solo. When you've completed all of the Guitar Modes, start a Riot and play the table to build up the Jackpot. All of this is, of course, accompanied by nine of the band's songs, including the exclusive "Ain't Going Down" (an outtake from the ''Use Your Illusion''
The game was originally conceived by Slash,
who approached Data East with his initial table design ideas. There, he was paired with music fan John Borg
, programmer Lyman Sheats, and artist Markus Rothkranz, and the result is regarded as one of Data East's best tables ever. Pinball players enjoy its moderately complex ruleset, good variety of modes, and satisfying shots, while GnR fans get another way to cut loose with their favorite band.
The table was only a modest success, selling 3,000 units; as a result, the ones available today fetch high prices, sought after by both music fans and pinball collectors.
The Guns N' Roses pinball demonstrates the following tropes:
- '80s Hair
- Call a Hit Point a "Smeerp": A mild example; the game modes are "Guitar Modes".
- Cut Song: "Ain't Going Down," which was cut from the Use Your Illusion album and debuts here instead.
- Exactly What It Says on the Tin: The "G" and "R" ramps, which are plastic ramps shaped like the letters G and R.
- Fanservice Extra: The playfield is littered with various bikini-clad female groupies.
- Godiva Hair: Seen on one of the groupies, who's lost her top.
- Nice Hat: Slash's iconic top hat.
- Random Drop: The Mystery Value, available as a launch award or after shooting the mini-loop a number of times.
- Real Song Theme Tune: Not surprisingly, the game plays nine different Guns N' Roses hits, including "Welcome to the Jungle," "Night Train," "Mr. Brownstone," "Sweet Child O' Mine," and "Ain't Going Down" (advertised as a "world-wide debut"). Also, Slash confirms that the game has eight more original Guns N' Roses recordings which were taken off the masters.
- Spelling Bonus: J-A-M increases the bonus multipliers, S-N-A-K-E enables the left-hand Rose plunger, D-U-F-F collects the Duff Jackpot, R-O-C-K starts the Rock Hurry-Up, and G-U-N-S-N-R-O-S-E-S starts a countdown bonus mode.
- Stealth Insult: The "Mystery Award" is collected by shooting a scoop hole beneath Axl Rose's groin; some believe this is a Stealth Insult against Axl (or a comment on his mental state), and designer John Borg doesn't dissuade that:
"[Axl] couldnít shine Robert Plantís
shoes. Please print that for me. Pardon off Axl, Love John."
- Video Mode: "Gilby Rides", where Gilby Clarke rides his motorcycle down a three-lane road, and the player steers him to hit pedestrians and avoid cars.
- Visual Pun: The game's left plunger is shaped like a blooming rose, while the right plunger is a pistol gun grip.
- Wizard Mode: "Riot", a six-ball multiball available after completing all of the Guitar Modes. Keep the balls in play as long as possible, trying to hit as many targets and switches to spell RIOT, earning more points for each letter achieved.