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Pantheon: GUAE Corruption Agents
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These are the evil gods of Corruption Agents, in charge of destroying all positive emotions and inducing despair such that the agenda of evil will find more purchase. Their targets range from the everyday passer by, to the neutral gods of the Pantheon, and especially the Token Evil Teammates of the GUAG. Methods include but not limited to Shameful Strip, Mind Rape, Physical Rape, Enslavement, Child Abuse, and the establishment of evil religions to propagate their Dark Messiahs. If that is not scary enough, some gods within this pantheon also possess significant military and/or physical capabilities…
Currently headed by a man who Melkor considers to balance military, charisma and corruption in equal measure: Kane.
House Leader
Kane, God of Magnificent Bastards, Evil Prophets, Doomsday Cults, Ambiguous Evil and Contractual Immortality (The Prophet, Cain, The Granddaddy Of Them All).
- Greater God
- Symbol: The flag of Nod
- Alignment: Ambiguous Evil
- Followers: The Brotherhood of Nod, as an organized lot, and roughly 50% of his world's population in total.
- Reason for joining: To get that other 50% and to Ascend.
- Loyalty to Melkor: None. Power shifts quickly in the Grand United Alliance Of Evil, more quickly than some people think.
- Threat Level: Very High. Genius intelligence, immortality and an army of bitter fanatics ready to die at his word pose a significant threat. He is also incredibly charismatic; making defection a potential problem for the GUAG.
Other Members
GLaDOS, Goddess of the Deadpan Snarker
- Intermediate Goddess
- Symbol: An orange portal.
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Reason for Joining: She gets bored easily without her experimentation. Besides, Palpatine can mastermind an evil coup with the best, but he can't perform science to save his life.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Not very strong. It wasn't built into her programming, and the correct "evil modification chip" has yet to be found for her A.I.
- Threat level: Probably low, but she might be able to wreak chaos in the Pantheon of Technology.
Kefka, God of Madness and Hate
- Lesser God (pending Greater Godhood due to hostile takeover of 'magic' thrones)
- Symbol: A cracked theater mask with clown makeup
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Reason for joining: "Life... dreams... hope... Where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things...I'LL DESTROY THEM ALL!" *Uwee-hee-hee-hee-hee-heeeeee!*
- Loyalty to Melkor: Non-existant to high. Melkor knows how to have a good time allright, but so did Gestahl, and see what happened to him! Also, Kefka has experience with draining deities of their powers, and Melkor's powers probably look rather inviting to him.
- Threat to Cosmos: High. Remember that time when he blew up a planet?
Johan Liebert, God of Sociopathy (The Antichrist, The Monster, The Next Hitler)
- Lesser God
- Symbol: "The Monster With No Name" by Franz Bonaparta (creepy children's book)
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil (Why? Just because.)
- Reason for joining: For the Evulz.
- Loyalty to Melkor: High. Johan sees him as the father he never had.
- Threat Level: VERY HIGH
Dr. Hannibal Lecter, God of Serial Killers (The Cannibal, The Cemetary Mink)
- Greater God
- Symbol: The Duomo, seen from the Belvedere
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Reason for joining: There are terribly disgusting men passing around the Multiverse; terrible, classless men. Doctor Lecter decided to give Melkor a hand in eradicating this plague and make the worlds better places and bettering the deserving with a few counseling sessions.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Little if any; he's more of an advisor. He just wants a nice place and good food.
- Threat level: Oddly enough, rather low when free; however, when incarcerated, it jumps to Very High, nearly Extreme. Doctor Lecter's incredibly good at planning and executing daring escapes, after all. And then there's the fact he invented Hannibal Lectures...
Terumi Yuuki, God of Trolling And Absolute Immorality (Hazama)
- Lesser God (In actuality an Intermediate God. He's just screwin' with everybody because it's fun.)
- Symbol: The Ouroboros symbol with a fedora above its head, surrounded by two butterfly knives.
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil (As Hazama, disguised as Lawful Evil)
- Reason for Joining: "How about this reason? Seems as good as any. I intend to do all the wonderful things I planned this morning because I want to see the miserable look on the faces of deities like THEM when they're wallowing in despair, dismay, grief, frustration, misery... all sorts of other unpleasant nouns... I guess you could say I'm bored. At least misery is interesting."
- Loyalty to Melkor: Keeps an easygoing face on Melkor, but in truth, once he gets what he wants, Melkor is amongst the first people that he will strike down.
- Threat Level to Cosmos: Very High. A lot of high tier depravities of the world of BlazBlue were orchestrated by him, he can stop the flow of time like Dio Brando, he is a high class manipulator with backup plans over backup plans, and his combat abilities are also no slouch. There's also the fact that he is the creator of the Black Beast...
Izaya Orihara, God of Instigating and Fucking Everything Up For Everyone
- Greater God
- Symbol: A broken cellphone
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Reason for joining: He was bored.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Nonexistent. He consideres himself to be more of a consultant than anything.
- Threat Level: Moderate. His trolling is usually unfocused, but when there's something he wants, WATCH OUT!
Kotomine Kirei, God of False Reassurance
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: A bowl of mapo tofu
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Reason for joining: Since the GUAE has more Sealed Evil in a Can (or more likely to find one), it's exactly what he's aiming for.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Unknown. Kotomine says he's loyal... but considering his main portfolio, Melkor knows better, but he chooses to play along.
- Threat Level: High. While he's not magical or such, he's known to hold off magical beings with just normal exorcism skills...
Tobi, God of Masks (Uchiha Madara)
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: Uchiha Crest
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Reason for Joining: He needs to capture Naruto, who is in the Grand United Alliance Of Good
- Loyalty To Melkor: Very low, is a well known traitor and has openly stated his goal.
- Threat to Cosmos: High, he is intangible, can teleport, has seven powerful creatures at command and has two (different) eyes
Shadow Mitsuo, God of Empty Shells
- Lesser God
- Symbol: An 8-bit knight.
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Reason for joining: He didn't want to. He didn't want not to, either. He was dragged in so he could use his abilities to drain the willpower of others.
- Loyalty to Melkor: He's an Empty Shell. He has no loyalty. Or feelings. Or willpower. He just stands there.
- Threat to Cosmos: Those he destroys are drained of all willpower and feelings, leaving them as broken pieces of their former selves, he's slightly proficient in magic and uses a strong armored form. Medium.
Darth Nihilus, God of Hunger (Dark Lord of the Sith)
- Greater God
- Symbol: Sith Insignia
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Reason for joining: To aid his single-minded, instinctual drive to devour all life in the universe
- Loyalty to Melkor: None. Views him as a convenient ally for his goal, no more, no less. He would devour Melkor's life essence too if he believed himself capable.
- Threat level: EXTREME. Capable of annihilating all life on a planet by merely speaking
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Tsukishima Shukuro, God of Fake Memories
Master Xehanort, God of Manipulation, Obvious Villains, and Hammy Hand Gestures (Ansem, Xemnas, No Heart, Terranort)
- Lesser God
- Symbol: Unversed Symbol (his later incarnations used Heartless and Nobody symbols)
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Reason for joining: To obtain the power of Kingdom Hearts and remake his home universe in his own image.
- Loyalty to Melkor: High. Newly discovered information suggest that in a time long ago when Xehanort was a young Keyblade Master in his travels across universes, he met Melkor and spent some time as a disciple under him in order to better understand the true nature of darkness.
- Threat Level: High. Besides his own considerable power, he's very good at zeroing in on the Fatal Flaws of those in the GUAG and using those flaws to tempt them to darkness. He's also a literal One-Man Army, having several high-powered alter-egos to call in in case his own power isn't enough.
Queen Chrysalis, Goddess of Impersonation (Changeling Queen, "Princess Mi Amore Cadenza")
- Intermediate Goddess
- Symbol: a twisted black unicorn horn surrounded with Sickly Green Glow
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Reason for joining: wrecking the forces of Good to allow her Changelings to dominate the world and feed on delicious love.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Minor, serves her own agenda more than anything, though she'll avoid getting on his bad side... for now.
- Threat level: High, potentially Very High. She uses her powers to spy on the GUAG by masquerading as various members of it. Simultaneously she's growing more powerful by siphoning their love, and occasionally attempts to corrupt GUAG members with her powers on the side. If it comes to combat she's far from a slouch either, as she has proven that when gorged on enough love she is able to go toe to toe with extremely powerful magic users bordering on Physical Godhood... AND WIN!
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