Literature: Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side
The debut novel of Beth Fantaskey, also known for Jekel Loves Hyde. A sequel, Jessica Rules The Dark Side, has been announced for the summer of 2011.Antanasia Dragomir, renamed Jessica Packwood by her adopted parents, is a down-to-earth farm girl with a talent for mathematics and a resolute disdain for all things supernatural. The last thing she wanted was to find out that her birth parents were vampires, and that her vampire betrothed has come to claim her. Lucius Vladescu is handsome, arrogant, and determined to make her accept her heritage and marry him - or risk reigniting the feud which has been going on between their clans for generations.This book provides examples of:
All Girls Want Bad Boys: Played with. Jessica is decidedly put off by Lucius' bad-boy qualities, even as she finds them attractive. She doesn't really fall in love with him until he's proved that he can be kind and considerate as well as sexy and dangerous.
Changeling Fantasy: Jessica is quite Happily Adopted at first, preferring to not even think about her birth parents (whom, from the Packwoods' cautiously edited descriptions, she believes to be deviant cult members). Once she starts to believe in vampires, however, the trope plays out somewhat straight.
The Chessmaster: Vasile. He planned to have Jessica killed soon after the marriage, so he could rule both clans via Lucius. Lucius reluctantly admires the plan, even though it makes him sick to imagine.
Cool Horse: Lucius' fierce black mare, Hell's Belle, whom he buys to keep Jessica company in her riding lessons. Unfortunately she goes on a rampage and almost kills him, causing her to be put down by the authorities, which affects Lucius deeply - he sees a parallel between himself and the horse, as they are both victims of abuse and possibly "too dangerous to live".
Eagleland: Lucius' commntary on American life shifts slowly from version 2 to version 1.
Faking the Dead: Subverted. Lucius intends an outright Suicide by Cop (or rather angry high school student), but having previously talked to Dorin, Jake purposely doesn't drive the stake far enough. Lucius is "a little peeved" to wake up alive. At first they all agree to keep it from Jessica, but seeing how miserable the separation makes her - and how dangerous it makes Lucius - Dorin decides to tell her after all.
Fat and Proud: Lucius persuades Jessica to be proud of her curves.
Generation Xerox: Jessica looks exactly like her birth mother, and by the end, appears to have inherited her leadership qualities as well.
The Makeover: Jessica, bolstered by Lucius' compiments, stops ironing out her curly hair and begins wearing more flattering outfits.
Meat Versus Veggies: Lucius is dismayed by the Packwoods' vegan lifestyle, especially the lentils.
Morality Chain: As Lucius kills Vasile, prepares to start a war with the Dragomirs, and generally spirals out of control, Jessica's vampire mentor Dorin persuades her that she is the only one who can bring him back to himself.
Our Vampires Are Different: They're immortal, and they do drink blood, but not because they need it to survive. They don't fear garlic, crosses, running water or sunlight, and while a sharp stake will kill them, that's because it would kill anyone. Oh, and they pass it on to their children as well as via infection.
You Wouldn't Shoot Me: At the end of the book, Jessica dares a bitter, self-loathing Lucius to stake her in an attempt to prove that he's not as evil as he thinks. He can't bring himself to do it, which proves her right.