Its All About Me / Music

  • The narrator of "Pink Pants!" by The Aquabats! is incredibly self-absorbed.
    Hey, let's talk about it! (Let's talk!)
    We can talk and talk and talk and talk about it
    And you know (You rock!)
    That the world loves to spin around me
    Let's talk about it!
  • Jonathan Coulton's song, "The World Belongs To You" is directed at someone who apparently believes this:
    They said it's you
    Who puts the gravity in the ground
    They said it's you
    Who all the stars revolve around
    Scientists were wrong
    And you suspected all along it might be true
    The world belongs to you
  • Daniel Amos's "Faces to the Window" (from ¡Alarma!). The narrator sees starving children while he’s eating his breakfast. He complains that they’re ruining his meal and even prays to God to relieve him of this terrible burden—while doing absolutely nothing to help the children.
  • The Decemberists' "The Rake's Song": the Rake murdered his entire family just because he was bored with raising children:
    "And that's how I came, your humble narrator,
    To be living so easy and free,
    I 'spect that you think that I should be haunted,
    But it never really bothers me."
    • Oh come on, you're not giving him enough credit. He wasn't bored - he was actively horrified that he'd ever allowed himself to be in a position that hampers his rakish ways.
  • Doctor Steel's song, "Build the Robots".
    One fine day when I've got my army made
    My flying saucers and toys invade
    Every city and every town
    And then I'll plaster my face up all over the place
    See, I'm gonna win the human race
    See, I'm gonna make the world a better place... <beat>
    For me.
  • Marshall Mathers aka Eminem put out a wonderful Ear Worm called "Without Me":
    Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
    cuz we need a little controversy,
    cuz it feels so empty without me
  • Austrian pop star Falco's song "Egoist".
    The whole world turns around me
    Cause I'm just an egoist
    The person who's closest to me
    Is myself, I'm an egoist
  • Both the music video and lyrics of Fall Out Boy's 'I Don't Care' from Folie á Deux is about a self-obsessed celebrity Attention Whore.
    I- don't- care what you think
    As long as it's a-bout me
    The best of us can find happiness
    In misery
  • Obscure New Zealand jazz group Hot Club Sandwich have a song all about this, entitled 'Let's Talk About Me'
    Let's talk about me (Let's talk about me)
    I'm much more interesting than you
    Let's talk about me (Let's talk about me)
    My life is fabulous, it's true
    Let's talk about me (Let's talk about me)
    It's something that we all should do, come on
    That's enough about me, let's talk about you
    What do you think about ME?
  • Toby Keith's "I Want To Talk About Me".
  • The Metallica song "My World." "God it feels like it only rains on me."
  • Pink, the protagonist in Pink Floyd's The Wall, has a Double Standard where, especially with his emotional wall (the "bricks in the wall" preoccupy him to the point that he doesn't consider anyone else's feelings), he abuses his wife, (when not ignoring her), and sleeps with as many groupies as possible on the road, but feels betrayed when he calls her and hears a male voice on the line. Already feeling contempt for his audience and bitter at his dysfunctional, war-affected past (and affected by some kind of drug his greedy managers inject him with to do a show, leaving him "comfortably numb"), he leads, or imagines he leads, some kind of fascist, Nazi-like rally onstage, leading to chaos and ostracizing and imprisoning everyone in town he disapproves of.
  • Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" is a confessed murderer's self-pity. Never once do we hear the narrator express remorse for the murder; he's only sorry he got in trouble for it. The only concern shown for anyone else is the narrator's mother. He didn't mean to make her cry…
  • The Sisters Of Mercy song I Was Wrong (and really most of their Vision Thing album) veers off in this direction: "Pain looks great on other men, that's what they're for."
  • The "Weird Al" Yankovic song "Why Does This Always Happen to Me?" shows the narrator getting increasingly sociopathic, from getting mad that the news interrupted The Simpsons to report a horrific earthquake, to lamenting the fact that a friend who owed him five bucks just got killed in a car accident and he'll never see the money again, to bending the tip of his really nice knife when he stabbed his boss in the face.