- "Your mom says, 'Hi.'"- Frank to Shane after his near-death experience.
- Ozzy's speech to Drix about sugar pills that believed in themselves, sure it may have been made up, but like he said.
- Ozzy finally earning the love from the cell of his dreams and getting a kiss from her to boot.
- At the ending:
Drix: Um, [Mayor]? If it's all the same to you, I think I'll stay with Jones.