Haiku / Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Whether you like the
UK or the US run,
Welcome to Whose Line,
Where everything's made up and
Wayne, Ryan, and Drew
They're funny, but they can't beat
Colin Mochrie!
Rise From Your Grave

After a Hoedown
Don't let Ryan spot a gun
Or everyone's fucked.
Commander Thunderush the Decisive

Every chance they get,
Every player but Drew says
"No more hoedowns, please!"

BZZZZ! The game's over.
Drew says, "That was really great,
Thousand points apiece."