Haiku / Who Writes This Crap?!

Halfway through the scene
The actors (in character)
Snark the script/writer.

Who wrote this haiku?
It's a complete piece of crap!
Oh wait... it was me.

I demand to know
From whose malfunctioning brain
The story came forth.

The unfortunate
Fact is that some people write
At a low level;

And it is our job
To mock them mercilessly
For wasting our time.

We are their playthings,
But that does not excuse them
From abusing us.