The actors (in character)
Snark the script/writer.
It's a complete piece of crap!
Oh wait... it was me.
From whose malfunctioning brain
The story came forth. The unfortunate
Fact is that some people write
At a low level; And it is our job
To mock them mercilessly
For wasting our time. We are their playthings,
But that does not excuse them
From abusing us.