Funny: Yellow Submarine

  • Pretty much the entire film, really. There's so much random nonsense, silly punning and sheer bizzareness that it borders on Rapid-Fire Comedy.
    Ringo: I could have sworn it was a yellow submarine! But that isn't logical now, is it? It must have been one of them "unidentified flying cupcakes" — or a figment of me imagination... <beat> But I don't have an imagination.
  • The defeated Chief and Max:
    Chief: It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?
    Max: Argentina?
  • Anything with the Chief Meanie is a trifecta of horror, Funny Moments, and Crazy Awesome, especially if you can't understand what's he's saying.
    • "You're advancing the wrong way! Retreat backwards!"
  • The scene when George tries to fix the motor.
    George: Let me peruse 'er — [accidentally electrocutes himself]
    John: Well, what do you think?
    George: I think I burnt me finger...
  • "That's a funny place to put a goldfish bowl."
  • "Are you blueish? You don't look blueish..."
  • As the Beatles infiltrate the landscape with cuts-outs of Pepperlanders:
    Ringo: Hey, he reminds me of my old English teacher...
    John: (whispering) Look, if you must shout, shout quietly!
  • Ringo and Old Fred walk past a series of displays:
    Old Fred: Hey, what would your friends be doing here?
    Ringo: Displayin'.
    Old Fred: Displayin' what?
    Ringo: Displayin' around.
  • The Beatles try to hide from the surrounding Blue Meanies. In a musical instrument cupboard. In the dark. Amazingly, only one Meanie was awoken by the ensuing noise.
  • All of the puns. All of them.