Funny / White Chicks

• When Marcus' lactose intolerance kicks in, and he says "Move, bitch!" en route to the bathroom without bothering to change his voice.
• Every scene with Terry Crews. Especially the scene when he sings. But the most iconic is when he finds out that the titular white chicks are not white and sounds genuinely hurt:
  Oh the deception! The betrayal, man!
• "What do you mean, 'broke'? Like 'Martha Stewart broke'? Or 'MC Hammer broke?'" "MC HAMMER BROKE!" "NOOOO!!!"
• Just the fact that Brit and Tiff consider a scratched up nose and busted lip from the car accident as scars that triggers the main plot line of Kevin and Marcus going in disguise as the Wilsons.
• Two boys are attracted to the Copelands disguised as the Wilson sisters while shopping. But when the Copelands walk up the stairs, the boys look up their skirts and react with disgust.
• The auction scene, especially the final bid: "$50,000...CASH!"