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Funny: Voltaire
François-Marie Arouet

  • On his death bed a priest came and asked him to denounce Satan, he merely replied, "Now is not the time to make new enemies."

Aurelio Voltaire Hernández
  • The songs "Banned On Vulcan" and "When You're Dead."
  • "The Dirtiest Song That Ain't" is probably the most fun you'll ever have shouting out bad words.
  • His story on his Live! album about trying to explain Easter to his son, Mars.
    Mars: What's Easter?
    Voltaire: Mars, you know, how I told about Jesus and how he was executed? Well, Easter is three days later, when he rose from the grave.
    Mars: Jesus is a zombie?!?!
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