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- Missy gives us this gem in a masterclass of Hypocritical Humor, mixed with a little irony:Missy: Urgh, Charlie is such a hypocrite. And the worst part is, he probably thinks he's the hero here.
- The entire eighth elimination scene qualifies as one.
- Willow trying to get Simone to read Twilight and not taking no for an answer.
- Kyle gets hit with a paintball on one side of his on his suit. His reaction? ''Hit himself on the other side so it's symmetrical.Kyle (psyching himself up):This is for the greater good (pulls out a paintball gun, closes his eyes, shoots himself on the opposite side of his suit) Ow!
- Most of the final statements from the eliminated contestants to the Final 3 are pretty funny, but Kyle, Alison, and Simone's definitely take the cake.
- Zola bribing Simone into her alliance.
- Willow expressing her thoughts about Simone and Zola's argument.Willow:Oh man, I haven't felt this bad since the time Edward and Bella broke up.
- Willow gets another one with to her "victory" during the racing challenge.
- During one particular challenge, Kitty's performance is an Epic Fail for pretty much the entire time. When she's eliminated from the challenge, she describes her performance in a short but fitting way:Kitty:…I never had a chance, did I?
- Blaineley confessing her "sins" during the storm:Blaineley: Oh, we need to confess all our sins and regrets! If we're going to die we might as well get everything off our chests.Chef: Well, I only have one regret. There was this girl—Blaineley: Yeah, yeah, no one cares about your pointless life. People want to hear about my life of sin and debauchery! Like this one time…I signed one of those idiot hippie petitions because I thought 'Saves the Whales' was the next Hollywood Blockbuster. Or there was the time when I…gave away my secret to perfect nails because I needed a reason to get onto a Talk Show. It still tears me up to this day…Mr. Mint: Let's see, I-Blaineley: I wasn't finished!
- Later,
Blaineley: And then there was the time when I sent my dress to the drycleaner and they left a tear in the back. I was going to press charges, but then I got sidetracked and I never did. Every night I lose sleep over that horrible drycleaner I let just get away like that. - Later on in a similar scene to the one above, we do get to here Mr. Mint and Chef talk a little. Of course, Blaineley has something else to say . . .Blaineley: And that's everything that's happened in my life.Mr. Mint: Very fascinating.Blaineley: Okay, I'm done. You two can talk now.Mr. Mint: Well…I can't say I've had any major regrets in my life and career. Oh, except casting Staci in Total Drama Revenge of the Island.Chef: If I make it out of here alive, I'm going to call Cynthia. Maybe it's not too late.Blaineley: Oh, that reminds me. I forgot to mention all the things I didn't get to do before I die. Okay, get comfortable, because I'm not stopping till I get through all 972 of them.Mr. Mint:(sighs)Blaineley: Number one, have my head carved into Mt. Rushmore. Number two: have a theater named after me. Number three: Have Stan Lee create a comicbook counterpart of myself…
- Ken beats Kitty in a card game and their immediate confessionals afterwards:Ken: Like I said, if you're truly a good player, you'll find the best cards in any hand.Kitty: Let me guess…Ken just said something incredibly corny.
- Kitty's Insistent Terminology of calling herself an "Undercat".
- Noriko introducing Skye to her team.Noriko: Let me introduce you to everyone. I'm Noriko, that's Strike, Sebastian, Sharidan, Cerise, Reuvan, Theodore, and the team lesbian!Lynne: I'm also a human being.
