Funny / Toonsylvania

• "Darla Doily: Demon Doll"
  • Igor and the toy store clerk laughing at a man who wants to return his Darla Doiley doll because she put an axe through his head.
  • The clerk charging seven million dollars for the doll and Igor paying for it anyway.
  • While searching for the demented Darla Doily doll, Igor, Dr. Vic and Phil end up seeing the curvaceous silhouette of a woman showering and they all pant eagerly before moving the shower curtain aside to reveal Darla Doily screaming at her privacy being invaded while wearing only a shower cap and a Modesty Towel. Immediately afterwards, she gets back to trying to kill the trio.
  • At the end, Phil goes to bed with the Sergeant Kilko action figure Igor made to combat the Darla Doily doll as his new toy, but the poor monster still has trouble sleeping at night.
  Phil: Nighty night, Sergeant.
  Sergeant Kilko: Goodnight, soldier. [laughs maniacally]
  Phil: Igor!
• "WereGranny"
  • Phil tries to explain to Igor that he saw Dr. Vic's grandmother turn into a werewolf, but is so scared he gets some words mixed up.
  Phil: The-the fuzzy teeth with the sharp, scary, droopy ears!
  • After one of Granny Frankenstein's transformations, Igor is on her lap because she was gnawing at him in her werewolf form.
  Granny Frankenstein: Eh, you're a little old to be rocked to sleepy!
  Dr. Vic: Igor, get off Granny's lap! [Granny Frankenstein promptly drops Igor onto the floor with a thud]
  • As Granny leaves, Dr. Vic reveals that Granny has been a werewolf her whole life, and therefore Igor didn't need to run himself ragged keeping her transformations a secret. In fact, he's surprised he didn't see her transform once.
  Igor: "Has been"? "Her whole life"?! (To viewer) Now he tells me.
  • At the end of the episode, Granny Frankenstein leaves in a taxi and asks the driver how his name is pronounced. The driver ends up inadvertently triggering another transformation because part of his name sounds like "moon".
• "Bang!"
  • The Deadmans' first attempt at greeting their new neighbors goes about as well as you'd expect.
  Betsy Baff: Ben! Ben!
  Ben Baff: Yes, dear?
  Betsy Baff: Zombies are attacking the house!
  Ben Baff: Zombies? [chuckles] Now, now, dear. I'm a scientist, and as you know, there are no such things as— [sees the Deadmans through the front door's peephole] ZOMBIES!
  • Dedgar states how he's certain that their new neighbors can't wait to get to know them. Cue the Baffs panicking and trying to figure out what the family of zombies wants with them.
  • When Dedgar informs Dr. Baff that he fixed the "clock" in his basement.
  Ben Baff: Hubba-buh-wha? You touched the CLOCK!?
  Dedgar: Yeah, and it got ticking right away! It works great! [cut to the bomb's last seconds going off while Dr. Ben Baff sweats profusely]
  Ben Baff: NO! [whole neighborhood blows up]
• The Igor's Science Minute segment "Clone or Be Cloned" ends with Igor at the mercy of a bunch of evilly grinning Phil clones about to do who knows what to him.
• "Here There Be Monsters"
  • Both of Christopher Columbus' rebukes toward Melissa Screetch.
  Columbus: Shut up-a your face, Melissa Screetch! You'll wreck-a the history lesson!
  Columbus: Melissa Screetch, because of you, all-a history's been changed!
  • Immediately after making fun of Phil for believing him when he told him the earth was flat, Igor falls down an unseen chasm once he leaves the door.
• At the end of "Melissa Screetch, Earth Ambassador", Igor tries to change the channel back to what he was watching before Phil switched to Bunny Wunny, but the remote control doesn't do anything.
  Bunny Wunny: It's not nice to switch off Bunny Wunny, baby. [turns into a green demon and pulls Igor into the TV set]
  Phil: [laughs] Igor TV star. Horror TV star.