Glitch has MANY good ones.
"My noggin wasn't always this way, you know. In my hay-day, I was government adviser numero one. I was the top dog's... *takes him a second to find the correct hand* right-hand man!"
DG: Hey, you wanna move closer to the fire? Warm up?
Raw: Shoulda left me to die...
I wasn't an idiot! *looks pointedly at Cain* Or
Cain: *they're about to jump off a cliff* Okay, on the count of three. One...
Glitch: THREE!!! *jumps off*