Funny / The New Normal

• The Terrible Choices of Surrogates Montage in the pilot.
• Bryan and the priests back and forth during "The Godparent Trap".
  • "I don't know if you've noticed, but it's pretty hard to get fired around here."
• "The Gayest Video Ever Made" from "Unplugged"
• The flashback to Rocky's last Thanksgiving. With almost every family member being played by NeNe Leakes.
• In "Baby Proofing", Goldie muses about what it would be like to live in a gingerbread house, which leads to a revelation about how frisky David can be in bed:
  Goldie: Imagine waking up and taking a bite of your pillow.
  Bryan: I been there…
  Goldie: What?
• The girls finding David and Bryan's "see through lotion" in Stay-at-Home Dad. Complete with a look of complete terror on David's face.
• Bryan, Goldie, and Shania discussing 'Gaydar'
  Bryan: It's a whole new, sexually ambiguous world out there. I mean, people could have a hard time telling that I'm gay.
  Beat
  Shania: Sure...
• The anger of a woman in labor.
  Birthing Center Woman: Fill up the birthing tub, and someone grab my flute!
  Amy: SHUT THE *Sound-Effect Bleep* UP AND GET ME TO A HOSPITAL!
• Shania finding out she got her name because her parents were listening to Shania Twain when they boned in a pharmacy bathroom.