Poor Gonzo, he didn't even get to go through the ring of fire.
Audience member: That doesn't sound like Tony Bennett to me.
When Piggy slammed the amnesiac Kermit into a wall, and that's what gets his memory back!
Before that, the amnesiac Kermit laughs at the idea of him and Miss Piggy being in a relationship.
Kermit: Me? In love with a pig? Wait 'til I tell the guys in marketing! Ha ha! Maybe you expected me to go HOG-wild? Perhaps you could bring home the BACON! Ahhh... the sounds of love, SU-EEEEE! Oink, oink!
"CANCEL THE SHOW!!!! HIIIIIIII-YAH!!!!"
Animal, as always.
"Wo-man! Wo-man! Wo-man!" (as he's chasing a screaming. . .woman)
When Joan Rivers gives Miss Piggy a makeover in the store, and goes way overboard, and even when she is fired, they both still can't stop laughing.
Ronnie: I told you Dad, I want to do something different!
Bernard: So put some Jell-O down your pants!
After Miss Piggy catches up to the purse-snatcher, the policeman arrives and the purse-snatcher tries to explain:
Purse-Snatcher: She stole my purse!
Kermit begs Pete for a job, but he's already got rats working for him and wonders what next. Cue penguins asking if there's a job opening:
Pete, Kermit and the rats:NO! Penguin:(leaving) Well excuse us for living!
The human construction workers trying to hit on Piggy while she spies on Kermit and Jenny, and then the latter two hug, causing Piggy to rip a metal pole out of the ground with her bare hands and start beating a trash can with it while screaming in envious rage. The construction workers immediately scatter.
In the theater just before Lew Zealand arrives:
Swedish Chef: Jå! Dê pöppïnn cørn ïs... 3D! Hå-hå, dê cørn ïs pöppïnn øøn yê fåcé øøn dê ... 3D!
It turns into a Funny Background Event as Chef is playing with more concessions as if they were 3D projections, ending with him wearing cups on his eyes.