Also from that episode; NEIL, WAKE THE FUCK UP, YOU'VE PISSED THE BED!
Can you PLEASE stop talking about my mother's VAGINA?!
She'd get it! Right in the bumholey!
"Carli's fanny on your face, on your face, on your face! Carli's fanny on your face, and your bellend!" (Sung by Jay to the tune of 'London Bridge is Falling Down'. While jumping on top of Simon on the sofa.)
Simon vomiting all over Carli's little brother.
The boy's conversation after Mr Kennedy comes in and starts to molest Neil, mostly because Neil is so non-plussed.
Neil: He did give us vodka.
Will: That's called grooming, Neil.
Neil: Is it?
Neil: Oh. *grins, then lies down* Goodnight!
Will: Was that a dream or did that just happen?
Jay: That was your wet dream.
Will: No, it wasn't.
Neil: He rubbed my legs...
Jay: That's what you get for leading on paedos, you slut.
Will: Shouldn't we report him?
Neil: He said don't tell Gilbert though (about the Vodka)
Will: Don't tell him about the swimming or the planned sexual assault when you're drunk?
Jay: This [vodka] is brilliant. We can all get well pissed.
Will: Although, technically it means we're now pimping Neil out.
Each of the lads' reactions to being high. Simon is simply clueless as usual, accidentally knocking Tara out. Jay gets paranoid that the police are after him. Neil goes on a bit of a trip before falling asleep thanks to the sleeping pills. Will ends up losing control of his arms and ends up needing to go to hospital.
Neil's slow motion dance when the sleeping pills start to kick in. He still attempts his robot dance routine from the Caravan Club episode, but really slowly.
Jay's email to Neil at the start of the second film, which is played out with Jay telling the lads what he's beenup to.
Neil accidentally kills a dolphin by feeding it a burger and chicken, giving him Irritable Bowel Syndrome out of guilt. As Will goes down a water slide, Neil shits himself at the top of the slide. Cue one of the best chase scenes in recent memory as Will tries to escape the fast-approaching turd.
Jay masturbating in the bed next to Will's as Will starts fingering Katie. Will is appropriately freaked out.
The whole "Grow up" exchange between Will and Simon.
Neil, Will and Simon dancing over to the girls in an otherwise empty nightclub is hilariously awkward. Will is especially inept on the dancefloor, calling a halt to proceedings and just asking the girls if they can sit with them as it's awkward for all involved.