Gerard: Newman, what are you doing? Newman: I'm thinking. Gerard: Well, think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate doughnut with some of those little sprinkles on top, will you? While you're thinking?
Though he does praise him near the end, after Newman gets a lead:
Gerard: And don't let them give you any shit about your ponytail!
In the midst of escaping the county jail, Kimble gets a bit of a lead on Gerard and pulls a Bavarian Fire Drill - he tells some Chicago police officers that he just saw a man waving a gun and screaming. When Gerard comes running around the corner, screaming "STOP THAT MAN!", the officers do exactly what they're trained to do—and restrain him.
Biggs asks on St. Patrick's Day, observing the Chicago River, "If they can dye this river green today, then why can't they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year?"
Gerard and Biggs arguing over the meaning of the word "hinky".
Never argue with the 'Big Dog' people! (Cue Biggs imitating a happy dog barking in approval)
"Sammy, when I die I wanna come back just like you." "Oh you mean happy and handsome?"