Funny / The Chipmunk Adventure

  • Right at the beginning there's Alvin begging Dave to take him on his trip:
    Alvin: Please Dave! I've always wanted to see Europe! I need a little culture in my life! The Eiffel Tower! The Sistene Chapel! The Louvre in Rome!
    Simon: The Louvre is in PARIS, Alvin.
    Alvin: See?? I don't even know where the Louvre is!
  • The recording:
    Alvin: Hello? Dave! What a coincidence! We were just talking about you! Sure. Miss Miller, its Dave. He wants to talk to you.
    Ms. Miller: Hello?
    (Theodore press a button to play the recorder. But it's playing in reverse)
    David (recording): Eyb eyb. Eporue ni em teem ot, Erodoeht dna, Nomis, Nivla tnaw I. Rellim sm, olleh? Eporue ni em teem ot...
    (Ms. Miller rubs her ear)
    Simon: It's not your hearing aid, Ms. Miller.
    Alvin: (nervous laugh) It's a bad connection.
    (Theodore trying to press the right buttons; he presses the slow motion button)
    David (recording): Heeelllloooo Miiiissss Miilleeeer?
    (Alvin face palms and Simon is all "What the... ?")
    Ms. Miller: David, are you drunk?
    (Theodore presses the correct button; he faints)
    David (recording): Hello, Ms. Miller? I want Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, to meet me in Europe. Bye bye.
    Ms. Miller: Could you repeat that, David?
    (Alvin throws his arms up and groans in frustration)
  • Simon barely catches the edge of the hot air balloon as it takes off.
  • Then, Simon getting drenched while hanging on to his dear life. Then he gets crushed between two hot air balloon baskets.
    Brittany: Watch where you're going!
    Alvin: We have the right-of-way!
    Both: WHOA!
    • When Simon gasped as the Chipette's balloon basket is coming towards them, he's suddenly dry.
  • Every interaction between Klaus and Sophie.
    • Klaus very grudgingly playing tug-of-war with Sophie. He's satisfied with winning, only to belatedly realize the "rope" was one of his favorite pair of socks.
    • Claudia blaming Sophie for the broken vase (Claudia was the one who did it).
      Klaus: You mangy mutt. That was a priceless antique!
      Claudia: KLAUS! HEEL!! Really now, you're such a bully.
  • The Gilligan Cut:
    Alvin: You take all this wampum, and we take little butterball you steal from us last night. How about it?
    (Alvin and Simon tied up)
    Simon: Great negotiating, Alvin.
    • Even better, from the moment Alvin says he'll take care of it all the way to the wipe, Simon can be seen facepalming behind him.
    • After realizing that the village natives are going to sacrifice Theodore:
      Alvin: Over my dead body!
      (Alvin, Simon, and Theodore are tied to wooden posts on a platform hanging over a crocodile-filled pool)
      Simon: You mean, over our dead bodies.
  • The Running Gag of Theodore just about to take a bite of some food and being dragged off at the last minute.
  • While sneaking though the village:
    Alvin: Theodore?
    Simon: Theodore.
    Alvin: Theodore?
    Simon: Theodore.
    Alvin: THEO-- (suddenly surrounded by spear-weilding villagers shouting in their native tongue)
  • Most of Simon's Deadpan Snarker tendencies, but special mention goes to...
    Simon: Alvin, land the balloon by the fountain
    Simon: Like I said. In the tree.