Funny: The Blind Side
- One of Leigh Anne's cousin's reaction to seeing Michael on the family Christmas card:
Cousin: Y'all know there's a colored boy on your Christmas card?
- "I was taking him to the bus. It was time for him to go home."
- "Hey Deliverance! That's MY son!"
- When Leigh Anne calls the coach from the bleachers on the phone during a game to tell him what to do; when he realizes who it is, he holds the phone high in the air and hangs up. Leigh Anne: "I can't believe he hung up on me!!" Sean: "Maybe he lost service..."
- "If you impregnate a girl out of wedlock I will personally crawl into my car, come up here, and cut off your penis."
- "She means it, too."
- "Who'd have thought we'd have a black son before we knew a Democrat?"
- Michael's training montage with SJ.
- The scene where Michael meets with the college representatives. Particularly SJ's bargaining.