Funny / The Blob (1958)

• Jane hears a dog barking in the distance.
  Jane: I bet there is a house somewhere.
  Mooch: (laughs) It doesn't sound like a house. It sounds like a dog.
• Anything little Danny Martin does something that isn't a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming.
• "All right, Steve. You made us waste our 80 cents, now what gives?"
• Sgt. Bert gives us a nice and cheerful greeting as he comes out of the market where Steve told everyone the Blob was.
  Sgt. Bert: There's nobody in here but us monsters...
• When the heroes set off every alarm in town, there's a brief scene of an elderly man roused from bed, trying to dress himself and unable to decide which of his helmets to put on: firefighter or civil defense warden.
  Man: (to his wife) This has never happened before. What am I gonna wear!?
• When you watch that doctor... first he pokes around and does nothing while the poor old man is getting eaten alive, and then he abandons his poor nurse in a room with the Blob — when he knows just how dangerous it is! When he finally gets eaten himself it's graveyard humor at its finest.

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