Just after Teddy breaks down over Milo Pressman calling his father a looney and the gang lapses into awkward/sympathetic silence, Vern begins singing, 'Have Gun, Will Travel' and then abruptly trails off as he realises that nobody finds it remotely amusing.
"By the time we get there, the kid isn't even going to be dead anymore."
And then there's Gordie and Chris's reaction ('JESUS!!') to the gun firing (which Chris claimed wasn't loaded).
"Oh Billy, I wish we never boosted that car! Oh Billy, I think I just turned my Fruit-of-the-Looms into a fudge factory!"
"D'you use your left hand or your right hand for that?" "You wish."
The whole campfire conversation with the famous "What the hell is Goofy?" and all.
"This is my age! I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once!" "Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life."
"I don't shut up, I grow up! And when I look at you, I throw up! Bleeeehhhhhh!"
"And then your mom comes around the corner and licks it up."
"Now, he said 'Sic 'em, boy.' But what I heard was, 'Chopper, sic balls.'" *cut to Gordie screaming in fear*