- Poor Mr. Tanaka is the consumite Butt Monkey, The Chew Toy and was probably Born Unlucky. You can't help but feel for this guy.
- "I'll have a double scoop of powdered green tea kimchee fermented soybean yogurt, with lots of chocolate chips!" ...Seriously?! Who the HELL would eat somthing like THAT!?
- The guy's gape at Hayate, shocked that he's smiling.
Go: He's smiling...?Kei: A great distaster is going to happen tomorrow!
- Anytime Himeno gives Hayate her costum Mega Ton Punch!
- Anytime spoiled Mayune gets caught in one of her traps meant to humiliate Himeno. And the one time Himeno decided to humor her, and fall for one on purpose!
- Mayune's tendency to Crash-Into Hello with the older Leafe Knights and drag them off to hold her towel for her while she gets cleaned up as a means of seducing them. Only to have said knight sneak off before she gets her chance.