Funny: Porky's

  • After Tommy Turner narrowly escapes Ballbricker. There's a follow up to it, where Ballbricker tries, as calmly as possible, to tell the principal, Mr. Carter, to set up a police lineup style drill of every teenage boy in the school to show up nude, so she can identify the penis that she saw in the girl's locker room. All three coaches, starting with Brackett, are struggling not to laugh, while Carter is obviously uncomfortable. Brackett kills it entirely with his "better idea", while his own laughter is practically killing him, leaving only his hand seen as the rest of him is falling over. After finishing his idea, Carter laughs along with them, causing Balbricker to leave in anger while they laugh.
    Coach Brackett: Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school... "Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."
    • Even Ike thinks it's funny.

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