History Funny / Porkys

* In the sequel, 17-year-old Wendy is asked out on a "date" by a SleazyPolitician who [[SexualExtortion promises to help the gang get their Shakespeare festival reinstated if Wendy puts out]]. To punish him, the gang helps Wendy design a hideous [[WearingAFlagOnYourHead star-spangled evening gown]] with inflatable GagBoobs filled with fake vomit. Wendy then meets the politician at a high-class restaurant where she starts out PlayingDrunk, then pretends to get drunker while shouting out her age, the politician's name and occupation, and what he plans to do to her while her date frantically tries to play it all off as a joke. At the climax of the scene, Wendy uses the fake vomit to [[VomitIndiscretionShot pretend to puke in the restaurant's indoor fountain]]. She then hooks arms with her high school friends (who are pretending to be {{paparazzi}} while documenting the whole event) and they skip away singing [[Film/TheWizardOfOz "We're Off to See the Wizard"]].

* Coach Brackett's and Miss Honeywell's sub plot. Coach laments pining over her to Warren and he affectionately refers to her as Franchise/{{Lassie}}, much to Brackett's confusion. When he presses further on the matter, all Warren does is howl like a dog and tell him to take her to the boys' locker room. Everytime Brackett tries to at least talk to her, he's cock blocked by Ballbricker. When Honeywell has enough of it, she tells off Ballbricker once and for all, to which Ballbricker snaps back by threatening to have her fired. Much to her anger and Brackett's glee, Honeywell takes him to the boys' locker room, where she is over stimulated by all the equipment and practically jumps on Brackett. During sex, Brackett finally asks why Honeywell is called Lassie, to which she doesn't know. Then, in the heat of passion, she lets out an orgasmic scream that the entire gymnasium can hear. Ballbricker is obviously pissed and complains to Coach Goodenough, while Warren, in a look of both pride and insanity, has to hide behind a gym-mat so he can laugh in private.

* Coach Brackett's and Miss Honeywell's sub plot. Coach laments pining over her to Warren and he affectionately refers to her as {{Lassie}}, much to Brackett's confusion. When he presses further on the matter, all Warren does is howl like a dog and tell him to take her to the boys' locker room. Everytime Brackett tries to at least talk to her, he's cock blocked by Ballbricker. When Honeywell has enough of it, she tells off Ballbricker once and for all, to which Ballbricker snaps back by threatening to have her fired. Much to her anger and Brackett's glee, Honeywell takes him to the boys' locker room, where she is over stimulated by all the equipment and practically jumps on Brackett. During sex, Brackett finally asks why Honeywell is called Lassie, to which she doesn't know. Then, in the heat of passion, she lets out an orgasmic scream that the entire gymnasium can hear. Ballbricker is obviously pissed and complains to Coach Goodenough, while Warren, in a look of both pride and insanity, has to hide behind a gym-mat so he can laugh in private.

** "A police line-up... So that can you can identify his tallywhacker? Can we ''please'' call it a [[UnusualEuphemism tallywhacker]]? 'Penis' is just so... personal!"

* After Tommy Turner narrowly escapes Ballbricker. There's a follow up to it, where Ballbricker tries, as calmly as possible, to tell the principal, Mr. Carter, to set up a police lineup style drill of every teenage boy in the school to show up nude, so she can identify the penis that she saw in the girl's locker room. All three coaches, starting with Brackett, are struggling not to laugh, while Carter is obviously uncomfortable. Brackett kills it entirely with his "better idea", while his own laughter is practically killing him, leaving only his hand seen as the rest of him is falling over. After finishing his idea, [[NotSoAboveItAll Carter laughs along with them, causing Balbricker to leave in anger while they laugh.]]

* Coach Brackett's and Miss Honeywell's sub plot. Coach laments pining over her to Warren and he affectionately refers to her as {{Lassie}} much to Brackett's confusion. When he presses further on the matter all Warren does is howl like a dog and tell her to take her to the boy's locker room. Everytime he tries to at least talk to her he's cock blocked by Ballbricker. When Honeywell has enough of it, she tells off Ballbricker once and for all. To which Ballbricker snaps back by threatening to have her fired. Much to her anger and Brackett's glee, Honeywell takes him to the boys locker room where she is over stimulated by all the equipment and practically jumps on Brackett. During sex Brackett finally asks why Honeywell is called Lassie, to which she doesn't know. Then in the heat of passion she lets out an orgasmic scream that the entire gymnasium can hear. Ballbricker is obviously pissed and complains to Coach Goodenough, while Warren in a look of both pride and insanity has to hide behind a gym-mat so he can laugh in private.

** Even Ike thinks it's funny.

-->'''Coach Brackett:''' Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school... "Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."

* After Tommy Turner narrowly escapes Ballbricker. There's a follow up to it, where Ballbricker tries to as calmly as possible, tell the principal, Mr. Carter to set up a police lineup style drill of every teenage boy in the school to show up nude, so she can identify the penis that she saw in the girl's lockeroom. The coaches all three of them starting with Brakett, are all struggling not too laugh, while Carter is obviously uncomfortable. Brakett kills it entirely with his "better idea", while his own laughter is practically killing him. Leaving only his hand seen as the rest of him is falling over. After finishing his idea, [[NotSoAboveItAll Carter laughs along with them, causing Balbricker to leave in anger while they laugh.]]
-->'''Coach Brakett:''' Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school... "Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."