Keely: What are a couple of teenagers going to do in a dark room with no adult supervision?
Phil: Forbidden Romance calls for Forbidden Hedge Trimming.
Pim: What kind of name is Keely?
Phil: Asks Pim.
Keely: She's in Indonesia.
Phil: You have your latitude and longitude mixed up. She's next to Kid Rock and Ricki Lake.
Keely: I know a shortcut through Tiger Woods.
Phil: Keely, Keely, Keely.
Keely: [pushes Phil gently] Don't you triple Keely me!
Barb: That's perfect! I could be the hostess with the mostess!
Pim: Mom, you can't even make toastess.
Phil: What I need you to do is go to the street fair...
Keely Replicate: I love the street fair.
Phil: ...with Via...
Keely Replicate: I love Via.
Phil: ...while I take Keely, the real Keely, skyaking.
Keely Replicate: I love skyaking.
Phil: Yes, but you're going to the street fair.
Keely Replicate: I love the street fair. (gasp) Pillows!