Funny / Nightwing

• From Nightwing: Year One we have this exchange between Dick and Commissioner Gordon when the former is introducing himself as Nightwing.
  Gordon: Say something... Say something only the The Kid would know.
  Nightwing: My former associate has a thing for bats? You took up a pipe to quit smoking cigarettes? Wait, howzabout— HOLY MISTAKEN IDENTITY!
  Gordon: *lowers his gun*
• In Annual #2, there's a flashback to Dick's time as Robin showing him working with Batgirl (Barbara Gordon). They get knocked unconscious by Crazy Quilt and wake up stuffed together inside a safe. Batgirl is dressed, you know, as she usually is, and there's a lot of contact going on. Batman comes along and cuts a hole in the safe to let them out. Robin gets out hunched over and holding his cape in front of him. Batman notices.
  Batman: Robin? You OK, chum?
  Robin: Uh, it's nothing.
  Batman: You sure?
  • "That better be your utility belt pushing against my leg."
• In Nightwing Vol 2 #25 while Dick and Tim are practicing their balance blindfolded on the top of a train Dick asks Tim if there's anything he wants to talk about and Tim's nonchalant response that his girlfriend is pregnant actually makes Dick lose his almost always perfect balance.
• From Grayson #8, the in-universe fangirls have taken to naming Nightwing's buttcheeks. Are you Team Jim or Team Juan?