Funny / My Sweet Bodyguard

• In Katsuragi's epilogue, the protagonist's father and grandmother each separately give Katsuragi their tacit permission to sleep with the protagonist. Her grandmother does so by setting up their futons right next to one another, rather to the protagonist's embarrassment.
• Upon first meeting Katsuragi and having the protagonist's situation explained to her, Kosugi immediately launches into a spirited rendition of "I Will Always Love You" at the top of her lungs.
• Toru Kurosawa, steel-hearted defender of public order, meet roller coaster. Roller coaster, meet Toru Kurosawa.
  Kurosawa: We're going to DIIIIIIEEEEE!
• In his route of the Shanghai side story, Subaru (who is clearly too cool for such things himself) rolls his eyes at the protagonist's panda obsession, only to fall prey to Cuteness Overload when the baby pandas are brought out.
  Protagonist: They look so fluffy.
  Subaru: Yeah...
  Protagonist: They drink so much milk. Look! They're playing together!
  Subaru: Yeah...
  Protagonist: I think pandas are the cutest creatures in the world!
  Subaru: Yeah...
  Protagonist: Subaru? (He's barely paying any attention to what I'm saying) Subaru... Did you know, pandas are an elephant's best friend.
  Subaru: I heard.
  Protagonist: Did you know they like to eat meat?
  Subaru: Yeah...
• Subaru's route of the "Merry Christmas" side story. Breaking out the handcuffs and getting frisky with your girlfriend only to be walked in on by your boss, who is very unhappy to see you treating a valued client that way? Bad. Having to chase after your boss after he leaves to get the keys to the handcuffs because you don't have yours with you? Worse. Opening your Christmas present from your boss and discovering that it's a spare set of handcuff keys? Priceless.
• In Kurosawa's epilogue, he and the protagonist run into Mizuki and Subaru while on a date. Mizuki has a bunch of squirrels on his shoulders and head... and Subaru absolutely did not come with Mizuki to see cute critters!
• In Katsuragi's route of the Valentine's Day side story, Subaru as usual feels the need to 'help' his boss pick a gift for the protagonist - this time suggesting a chocolate fountain. And then, for shits and giggles, he convinces Katsuragi that the Chocolate Fountain is some kind of amazing theme park roller coaster, sending him on a wild goose chase that lasts up until Valentine's Day itself when the protagonist finally finds out what Subaru told him and manages to set him straight. The crown on the gag, however, comes that evening when a delivery arrives at Katsuragi's apartment: a home chocolate fountain machine, accompanied by a note from Subaru reading, "I hope you have a great Valentine's Day. P.S. How many theme parks did you visit?"
  Katsuragi: I really hate him sometimes.