When the now-heavyweight Martin Short goes into his dance number, Nigel can barely show his surprise.
Nigel: Oh, good grief. Does he look a tad heavier to you?
Rizzo: Define 'tad'.
Nigel: About two tons!
Rizzo: Then yes, I'd say he looks a 'tad' heavier.
- Then Martin dances with Ms. Piggy;
Nigel: Next to him, even Ms. Piggy seems thin.
Rizzo: Come off it, he's not that big.
Piggy: I heard that!