Funny / Lincoln is Done

The actual fanfic

• It's pretty laughable the idea of Lincoln being this Mad at a Dream. All the swearing, particularly when he uses the word "harlot", just adds to the Narm.
• Lola apparently "tried to kill Lincoln by accident".

Parodies, reviews, etc

• Heaps from the parody Lincoln is Dumb:
  • The narrator claims that Lincoln's sisters hate him but "occasionally, they'd try to mask that disdain by doing nice things for him, like telling him he's perfect the way he is, or buying him a cereal that he really wanted, or writing, choreographing, and performing a rock song about how awesome he is and convincing his favorite rock band to join in." Soon after, he explains Lincoln's reason for thinking they hate him: "the time they got into a fight and stole his blanket or something".
  • Lincoln accuses Lori of eating his sandwich, because he thinks he and she are the only two Louds who eat sweet onion chicken teriyaki. However, actually all the Louds do.
  • Why does Lincoln move to Kyrgyzstan, of all places? Because he thought no one could spell its name.
  • Throughout the story, Lori acts like the Only Sane Woman, actually attempting to solve the problem and calling everyone out for their inappropriate behaviour.
  • The fake author's note is spelt "Atuhor's Nose".
  • Lola gets (temporarily) killed by Lincoln, but is punished for "messing up the carpet".
  • Lisa bawling while saying that she's not a fan of human emotions.
  • Lucy cries blood, so when Leni starts crying, the note says, "Regular tears, not blood-tears". While Lucy is crying, she's also stabbing herself and screaming, "I CLOGGED THE TOILET!".
  • Leni keeps forgetting why she's calling the police and eventually orders McNuggets.
  • Luna and Lucy act like Lincoln is Jesus, with Lucy claiming he died for the sisters' sins, and both of them committing Self-Harm as punishment for wronging him.
  • When Luna claims to Lori that she's never done anything nice for him...
    Lori: "What about the time I bought him that cereal he really wanted?"
    Luna: "That doesn't count."
    Lori: "What about the time I gave him all those freebies at Gus's Games and Grub?"
    Luna: "Neither does that."
    Lori: "What about the time I gave him his first taste of ice cream when he was a baby?"
    Luna: "Neither does that."
    Lori: "Okay then, enlighten me. What does count as being nice to Lincoln?"
    Luna: "Taking him to a rock concert starring his favourite band on June 6, 2016."
  • Lily suddenly talks, and not only is she just as foul-mouthed as the rest of them, but she seems to think she lives in the ghetto:
  "Bitch, I heard enough out of both of you! Lincoln left 'cause he was sick of livin' with two skanky triflin' hos who don't know how to shut the fuck up for more than five seconds at a time! Y'all motherfuckers better get your shit together and find a way to get Lincoln to stop trippin' before I drag both of you out of this house by your dirty-ass weaves!"
  • Lincoln's rant to Rita about his sisters being "sluts", where he claims Lily "lets every boy in the daycare go to town on her" and accuses Lori of drinking horse cum. All the time. Straight from the horse.
  • The story switches to script style, which the sisters notice, and chastise the author for being lazy.
  • The OT5— five girls who Lincoln barely knows but are meant to be his superhero girlfriends (Haiku, Nikki, Sam, Paige, and "Thicc QT" whose real name is Thiccella Quintallina Theodora"). And Lisa's reason for not contacting them sooner is because "[the Loud sisters] had to get through [their] mandatory twelve hours of moping first".
  • The story ends with a police officer arriving; asking if someone asked for McNuggets.
• This review:
  • 'Here's a fun drinking game: read the above plot synopsis and take a shot for every moment that makes you go, "Wha?!”'
  • The reviewer makes no bones about calling some parts of the prose "laughably incompetent".