Funny / Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami

  • This [1] hilarious dramatic reading of chapter one. It's re-eenacted with action figures, most of them being from Star Trek.
  • "I will have to use stealth instead" said L and jumped in the broken window screaming.
  • There was a minute quiet for Light. Then he got life noted back. "Few! I thought I was a boner there!" "We all fought that." Said Misa and stopped hugging him because he wasn't one.
  • Light's dad dressed as Watari shoot out a window just to show him he meant business and was not just some crazy guy in a helicopter.
  • "PEOPLE! I MEN YOU NO ARM!" he echoed and blew up a tower so people wood listen and not rjust run and scream a lot which they were. The stopped and turned and lookd at him and everyone wa amased by how hansom he was specally the women.
  • "AND SO WAS I!" Blud added but it was silly cos noone could see him.
  • "Look Mr L dude" dark said darkly. "I just want to blow up the world is that so evil?"
    "Yes because then where will the kiddies live?"
    Night looked shocked and stopped signing. "BRO! I NEVER FORT OF THAT!"
  • "You don't have any evidence that I'm kira" said Dark triumphantly
    "But you came here. That proves that you are kira!" L decryed
    Dark was so shocked that he fell to the floor screaming! How could he have given himself away so easily!
  • HM The Queen punching an interviewer in the face right out of nowhere. It's still hilarious even when it's revealed she was being mind-controlled by Dark.
    • The list of demands she made while being controlled is quite random and freaking hilarious. One of the items is a machine gun made of bread.
  • He worked for ours and ours to come up with an evil sceme that noone would guess like even the cops and L and those kiddie guys and beyond birthday workin together wouldn't be able to work out how L got dead. I know L would be dead but imagine he isn't except then thered be be no reason to work it out so i don't know he came back with a time machine to guess how i dead i dunno its not my story. It is but i don't care.
    • And said evil sceme that nobody would ever be able to see through? Throwing a knife at L when he wasn't looking.
  • The fact that a nuclear bomb (sorry, bom) only scratched the paint of Soichiro's car.
    • And that when Dark asks what it was, the people he was having a 'sevensome' with (Light, Misa, Sayu, Light's Mom, and The Girl From The Bus) say it was probably just a dog.
  • Shakespeare's poem at Dark's 'FUNREAL'.
    And forsooth Dark arte the bestest dude even thou he art sometimes rude. He had a pet fish called Rexing and really loveth the sexing. He had all the looks and smarts, he shall forever live in our hearts, except he arte dead so he won't.
  • Everything Watari says is a Crowning Moment of Funny with his 'British slangs' and his outrageous outbursts. It's even funny to imagine the actual Watari, a calm polite old man in canon, saying all that craziness.
  • This one from Returning of D'ark - "“Fool” said the genre savvy Dark, “everyone knows that Riki is noob hero!” and lunged at Shakespeer. The playwright did a hadouken but Dark countered with sonic boom and punched Shakespeer out."
    • And this:
    "“WHY WON'T YOU DIE?” screamed Mello in anger. “I am the main character” replied Dark with snark “now watch me lampshade even more tropes”"
  • The double Voodoo Shark of Yotsuba writing "Night Yagami" in a Life Note. He meant to write "Might Yagami," because that's his dead dog. Why did he give it someone else's last name? Because it's actually a clone of Light.
  • In Chapter 38/Chapter 35, Blud gives us a summary of the fic:
  • The song that ends the world in Chapter 24 is The Evil Hokey Pokey.
    • Even better, the reason for the song's status. It was secretly written by Satan because he wanted to be famous.