There was a minute quiet for Light. Then he got life noted back. "Few! I thought I was a boner there!" "We all fought that." Said Misa and stopped hugging him because he wasn't one.
Light's dad dressed as Watari shoot out a window just to show him he meant business and was not just some crazy guy in a helicopter.
"PEOPLE! I MEN YOU NO ARM!" he echoed and blew up a tower so people wood listen and not rjust run and scream a lot which they were. The stopped and turned and lookd at him and everyone wa amased by how hansom he was specally the women.
"YOU HAVE LEANED WELL FROM ME!" he whispered like moldy bread. "LEARNED WELL LIKE A FOX WHO WENT TO SCHOL AND DID WELL AND THEN WENT TO COLLEGE"
"AND SO WAS I!" Blud added but it was silly cos noone could see him.
"Look Mr L dude" dark said darkly. "I just want to blow up the world is that so evil?"
"Yes because then where will the kiddies live?"
Night looked shocked and stopped signing. "BRO! I NEVER FORT OF THAT!"
"You don't have any evidence that I'm kira" said Dark triumphantly
"But you came here. That proves that you are kira!" L decryed
HM The Queen punching an interviewer in the face for absolutely no reason.
Actually, it was because she was being mind-controlled by Dark. It's still hilarious anyway.
The list of demands she made while being controlled is quite random and freaking hilarious.
"DIE YOU PIES OF SHIT!!"
He worked for ours and ours to come up with an evil sceme that noone would guess like even the cops and L and those kiddie guys and beyond birthday workin together wouldn't be able to work out how L got dead. I know L would be dead but imagine he isn't except then thered be be no reason to work it out so i don't know he came back with a time machine to guess how i dead i dunno its not my story. It is but i don't care.
And said evil sceme that nobody would ever be able to see through? Throwing a knife at L when he wasn't looking.
The fact that a nuclear bomb (sorry, bom) only scratched the paint of Soichiro's car.
And that when Dark asks what it was, the people he was having a 'sevensome' with (Light, Misa, Sayu, Light's Mom, and The Girl From The Bus) say it was probably just a dog.
Shakespeare's poem at Dark's 'FUNREAL'.
And forsooth Dark arte the bestest dude even thou he art sometimes rude. He had a pet fish called Rexing and really loveth the sexing. He had all the looks and smarts, he shall forever live in our hearts, except he arte dead so he won't.
Everything Watari says is a Crowning Moment of Funny with his 'British slangs' and his outrageous outbursts. It's even funny to imagine the actual Watari, a calm polite old man in canon, saying all that craziness.
This one from Returning of D'ark - "“Fool” said the genre savvy Dark, “everyone knows that Riki is noob hero!” and lunged at Shakespeer. The playwright did a hadouken but Dark countered with sonic boom and punched Shakespeer out."
And this - "“WHY WON'T YOU DIE?” screamed Mello in anger. “I am the main character” replied Dark with snark “now watch me lampshade even more tropes”"