During the ''Runaway" video, Kanye is sitting at a table with some guests and his lady companion, a phoenix. One of the guests turns to him and asks if he knew that his girlfriend was a bird. He calmly turns a bit and flatly says "No, I was not aware."
His infamous post-Katrina outburst was in pretty bad taste if for nothing else than a very poor choice of venue to start soapboxing. But looking back, the look on Mike Myers' face was priceless.
The moment gets a hilarious callback on the season premiere of Saturday Night Live, airing a few weeks later, in which Kanye was the musical guest. While walking out to the stage, Kanye encountered Myers, who was now a nervous wreck thanks to constant harassment from "the FBI and the IRS"
The three testimonials on The College Dropout's "The New Workout Plan."
How Kanye introduces his plan:
If you follow these instructions exactly, you might be able to pull you a rapper, a NBA player, man at least a dude with a car!
Consult your plastic surgeon before beginning this workout.
Results may vary. Don't get your hopes up.
This hilariously unsubtle line: "There's a party tonight, and ooh she so excited / tell me who's invited / you, your friends, and my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!"