Funny / Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

I'm peeing! In the shower!^note I'm still doing it! Go go go!

• Ooblar checks out Jimmy's toaster satellite, and a piece of toast pops out of it.
  Ooblar: Hello! (Beat) What galaxy are you from?
  King Goobot: Ooblar...
  Ooblar: Where is your leader?
  King Goobot: Ooblar, stop it. It's toast.
  Ooblar: Oh... (Beat) Hello, Toast! I greatly admire your ship.
• Tough Jerk Jock Nick Screams Like a Little Girl upon encountering Poultra and running away.
  Cindy: My hero?
  Sheen: Okay, we need another plan. Probably a Nick-less one.
  (Pan to Nick whimpering in a corner.)
• This dialogue:
  Nick: That is the Stupidest Thing I've Ever Heard!
  Sheen: No, this is the stupidest thing you've ever heard: blah-blah-blah-blah-gooble-dooble!
• The "Self-Destruct sequence".
  (Ooblar takes a small metal square from Goddard.)
  Jimmy: (over speaker phone) Danger! Danger! You have initiated Self-Destruct Sequence Alpha.
  Ooblar: Ooh, that's my bad. Back in you go.
  (Reaches to put the plate back.)
  Jimmy: Self-Destruct Sequence is now engaged.
  Ooblar: Nonononono! I put it back in! You understand me!?
  Jimmy: This unit will yield a 50-megaton nuclear blast in exactly 10 seconds.
  Ooblar: That's not good!
  Jimmy: Please clear a 30 square mile area, thank you and have a nice day.
  (A yellow smiley face on a spring pops out and opens up to reveal a timer: 10...9...8...)
  Ooblar: (screams) No! Bad dog! (screams) Mother!
• The ritual that the Yolkians make the parents do to summon Poultra is... the chicken dance.
  Nick: They're making our parents dance so lame!
  Carl: No, my dad really dances like that.
  (Cut to Carl's dad doing disco and Egyptian-style dances.)
• "I'm peeing! In the shower!"
  • "I'm still doing it! Go go go!"
  • Even better is Jimmy and Carl's reaction in the in-character commentary of the GENIUS, SHEENIUS, OR INBETWEENIUS special.
    Jimmy and Carl: Ewwww!
    Sheen: What?! It's perfectly natural!
• "We were gonna see who could eat the most cotton candy... and I won!"
• Jimmy's ship crashes on his house in the opening sequence:
  Hugh: Well, what do you know. The chimney fell off again.
• NOT TINY!
• While everyone else's rockets blast away, Carl is still stuck on the ground trying to make his fly.
  Carl: Come on you stupid butterfly with your - Wuh-a-a-h!
• Carl's show-and-tell. Also Sheen's Big "NO!" when he realises Cindy tricked him into taking the Ultra Lord figure out of its box, removing its value. Even Jimmy snickers at how over-the-top Sheen is reacting.
• When the kids encounter the meteor shower, Jimmy calls for evasive action. Goddard pops an umbrella out of his head.
• After all the parents disappear, the kids make the most of having no rules. A kid starts dancing in mismatched clothes, singing:
  My clothes don't match, my clothes don't match, I'm out in public and my clothes don't match!
• Despite occurring in an otherwise pretty dark scene, a brief moment when the parents are being abducted shows one of the fathers (later revealed to be Cindy’s) was apparently in the middle of reading a newspaper while sitting on the toilet.
• This gem at the climax:
  Sheen: ♪Ultra Lord is not afraid of chickens! He is not afraid—♪ (The aliens fire at the ship, throwing everyone off balance) ♪Okay, he may be a little bit afraid of chickens!♪
• Sheen fainting over meeting an actor dressed as Ultra Lord in Retroland.
  Ultra Lord: Is this kid with anyone?
• Moments after the above example, the llama gives Carl an annoyed look after he touches it.
• Jimmy's parents drinking the burping soda.
  Hugh: Well, at least it's coming out of the attic, not the basement!
  • Culminating into this:
    Judy: (spots the Neutron symbol on the can) JAMES ISAAC NEUTRO-*Loud belch*
  • Which even Judy ends up laughing over while Jimmy and Carl fall over laughing themselves silly.
• This exchange from show-and-tell, which underwent Memetic Mutation:
  Sheen: This is ULTRA-LORD!!
  Mrs. Fowl: Sheen, this is the 7th week in a row you've shown Ultra Lord in class.
• This gem on the asteroid:
  Carl: And before my mom was inducted by aliens, she would rub my tummy and she'd sing "nani, nani, nani—"
  Nick: What?!
  Carl: Nothing!
• In the video Jimmy made that the aliens are watching, Jimmy points to parents in a photograph, but he mistakenly calls his dad "mom" and vice versa.
• When Hugh tries to take off his mind-control helmet:
  Hugh: Intruder Alert!! Intruder Alert!! Big fiery flying intruder Alert!!
  Jimmy: Dad, No, no! No! Shh!
  Hugh: (quacking)
  Sheen: Jimmy, your dad's like a mind-controlled duck man.
• Jimmy asks Goddard for options after being grounded. One of the ones Goddard comes up with is: “Build Goddard a female poodle.” Jimmy, exasperated, tells him to take it seriously.
• In one teaser for the film:
  Jimmy: Does anybody know where we can get a lot of raw plutonium?
  Disclaimer: Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon do not advocate the pre-teen use of plutonium.
  Jimmy: Whoops.