Funny / Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

  • "Hello, toast! I greatly admire your ship!"
  • Tough Jerk Jock Nick screaming like a little girl and running away and Cindy's "My hero?"
    • Immediately after;
    Sheen: We need a new plan. Probably a Nick-less one. (pan to Nick whimpering in a corner)
  • This dialogue:
    Sheen: No, this is the stupidest thing you've ever heard: blah-blah-blah-blah-gooble-dooble!
  • The "Self-Destruct sequence"
    Ooblar: *Takes a small metal square from Goddard*
    Jimmy: *over speaker phone* Danger! Danger! You have initiated Self Destruct Sequence Alpha!
    Ooblar: Oh, that's my bad! Back in you go! *reaches to put the plate back*
    Jimmy: Self Destruct Sequence is now engaged.
    Ooblar: Nononononono! I put it back! Do you understand me!?
    Jimmy: This unit will yield a 50-megaton nuclear blast in exactly 10 seconds.
    Jimmy: Please clear a 30 square mile area, thank you and have a nice day. *a yellow smiley face on a spring pops out and opens up to reveal a timer* 10...9...8...
  • The ritual that the Yolkians make the parents do to summon Poultra is... the chicken dance.
    Nick: They're making our parents dance so lame!
    Carl: No, my dad really dances like that.
  • "I'm peeing! In the shower!"
    • "I'm still doing it! Go go go!"
  • "We were having a contest... to see who could eat the most cotton candy... and I won!"
  • Jimmy's ship crashes on his house in the opening sequence:
    Hugh: Well, what do you know. The chimney fell off again.
  • While everyone else's rockets blast away, Carl's is still stuck on the ground trying to make it fly.
    Carl: Come on you stupid butterfly with your - Wuh-a-a-h!
  • Carl's show-and-tell.
  • After all the parents disappear, the kids make the most of having no rules. A kid starts dancing in mismatched clothes, singing:
    My clothes don't match, my clothes don't match, I'm out in public and my clothes don't match!
  • This gem at the climax
    Sheen: Ultra Lord is NOT afraid of chickens! He is NOT afraid—
    (The aliens fire at the ship, throwing everyone off balance)
    Sheen: Okay, he may be a little bit afraid of chickens!
  • Sheen fainting over meeting an actor dressed as Ultra Lord in Retroland.
    Ultra Lord: Is this kid with anyone?
  • Jimmy's parents drinking the burping soda.
    Mr. Neutron: Well, at least it's coming out of the attic, not the basement!