Atticus Ponders what would happen if a modern college student (re: stoner) came home and found an uninvited woman in their kitchen trying to make a strawberry smoothie:
imaginary college student: "Yo, Bitch,The fuck you doin with my Strawberries!"
The widow Mcdonough's reaction to Atticus murdering Bres on her front lawn.
Widow: A friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body!
Atticus Commenting on demon BO
Atticus: Demons Stink like ass- nasty ass that slithers down your throat, finds your gag reflex and sits on it with authority
Atticus and Leif are on the porch discussing how Leif's use of outdated grammar made him sound like a "creepy bastard". a Half an hour later after he has finished killing a demon on his front lawn,and his Peeping Tom neighbor walks up to him incredulously and says "your a real creepy bastard O'Sullivan!" he then asks "what are you?" to which Atticus cheerfully responds Why, I'm the Antichrist! The neighbor faints, which is strange because he is Muslim not christian.
When Atticus gets part of his ear torn off in the climax of Hounded, he gets it repaired by having sex with the Morrigan, who is "rough" in bed. Later on he gets his ear shot off again by a witch and Screams:
Atticus: The Gods damn you, look what you've done! If I want to grow this back I'll have to endure the most terrifying sex imaginable! GAAAAHHHHH (charges into battle)
During the battle with the german witches, a demon