- "It's turkey time. Gobble-gobble."
- The scene with Christopher Walken talking about pie.
Stanley: Know what I'd like to do? Go down to Marie Calendars', get me a big bowl of pie, some ice cream on it. Mmmm, good! Put some on ya head! Your tongue would slap your brains out tryin' to get to it! Interested? [lengthy pause] JOHN!?!?
- Not to mention the use of the word "heterolingus", which is impossible to utter with a straight face.