The Suzaku and Seiryu warriors' trip to the hot spring.
The twin-to-twin messages.
Chiriko acting like he just stepped out of a South Park cartoon, censored curses and all.
Miaka wondering where Chichiri got his special look from. "Did you get that look from your old girlfriend? The one your best friend stole from you, so you stabbed him? And Chichiri in his little corner of woe afterwards.
Breeding studs, that is all.
Mitsukake. Oh goodness, Mitsukake.
The scene where Hotohori is calmly looking into his mirror, apparently in deep thought. He then opens his mouth...
And it's even better in the official English dub. "Your Highness, you seem to have a way with men."
Nuriko tells Miaka that Tamahome has an Heroic BSOD after she returned to his world. It manifested by him acting like a Cloud Cuckoo Lander to the point of...
Tamahome: *looks like a zombie, chewing on...*
Nuriko: Tama-chan. That's a dish.
Tasuki's fear of water.
Tasuki getting beaten up by a horse. It had boxing gloves and everything.
Tasuki's a gold mine for this. Another mention must go to him thinking he and Chichiri are dead, despite the latter's protests. "How come you still have your mask on now that you're dead?" The he sees Taiitsukun, and screams "AHHH! I must be in hell!"
Miaka going "Superman!" when Taiitsukun used astral projection on her.
"Are you done?"
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INTERNATIONAL CRISIS?"