Funny / Fritz the Cat

  • When Fritz realizes that the bomb right by him is about to explode, he reacts to this by two monotone words: "Far out."
  • "Look at this big fuckin' gun! (shoots the toilet) I killed the John! I killed the John!"
  • "Why does a great actor like James Earl Jones always have to play BLACK men?"
  • "I ain't no jive ass black nigger, honey. Who do you think I am? Geraldine?"
  • Fritz sets his dormitory on fire.
  • "Would you like to see a picture of my kids?"
  • The syngogue scene. It could double as a Big-Lipped Alligator Moment, if it wasn't satirizing the Israeli/Palestine-conflict.
    • "I AIN'T TALKIN' LOUD!!!"
    • "YOU CAN'T DANCE BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT JEWISH!! (Breaks down in sobs)"
  • When Fritz is standing on the car in Harlem, talking about revolution, someone yells "Get the fuck off my car!"
  • The scene where Fritz accidentally pisses off the crow bartender by calling him "boy".
    Duke: (face palming) Aww, MAN!
  • Fritz having to conduct his orgy in the bathtub because the party he's attending is packed with beatniks... who all eventually pack the bathtub because they want to get in on it!
  • While his girlfriend gives him a "The Reason You Suck" Speech, Fritz rolls his eyes, looks to the audience, and makes a "talking too much" gesture with a smirk.
  • Fritz in a garbage can:
    Winston: I'm not getting in that filthy, grimy garbage can with you!
    Fritz: (nonchalantly) Okay, go fuck yourself.
    • Then when Winston relents and gets in the garbage can with him:
    Winston: This is disgusting.
    Fritz: Hey, if you're gonna talk about my garbage can that way, you can just get the hell out.