* When Fritz realizes that [[spoiler:the bomb right by him is about to explode, he reacts to this by two monotone words:]] "[[CrowningMomentofIndifference Far out."]]
* "Look at this big fuckin' gun! (shoots the toilet) I killed the John! I killed the John!"
* "Why does a great actor like James Earl Jones [[WhatAnIdiot always have to play BLACK men]]?"
* "[[CampGay I ain't no jive ass black nigger, honey. Who do you think I am? Geraldine?]]"
* Fritz sets his dormitory on fire.
* "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Would you like to see a picture of my kids?]]"
* The syngogue scene. It could double as a BigLippedAlligatorMoment, if it wasn't satirizing the Israeli/Palestine-conflict.
** "[[NoIndoorVoice I AIN'T TALKIN' LOUD!!!]]"
** "YOU CAN'T DANCE BECAUSE [[ItMakesSenseInContext YOU'RE NOT JEWISH]]!! (Breaks down in sobs)"
* When Fritz is standing on the car in Harlem, talking about revolution, someone yells "Get the fuck off my car!"
* The scene where Fritz accidentally pisses off the crow bartender by [[FantasticRacism calling him "boy"]].
-->'''Duke:''' ''([[FacePalm face-palm]])'' Aww, MAN!
* Fritz having to conduct his orgy in the bathtub because his dorm is packed with beatniks... who all eventually ''pack the bathtub because they want to get in on it!''
* While his girlfriend gives him a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, Fritz rolls his eyes, looks to the audience, and makes a "talking too much" gesture with a smirk.