Yes, even a more mature take on everyone's favorite warrior fairies can still have funny moments.
Season 1
- In general, Beatrix has several good quips during season 1.Beatrix: Lurky stoner guy, right?Riven: And why would you think that?Beatrix: Because you’re a guy, and I’m hot. Or did I misjudge the depth of your character?Beatrix: A vape? Every time you seem cool, you say something that ruins it.Riven: It's still weed.Beatrix: So smoke a joint.Beatrix: The tests they give now might as well be written in crayon.Beatrix: Homophobic gay-bashing by GIF. Truly, you’ve reached your peak clever.Beatrix: You're dating the princess? (chuckles) Shit! Is it weird having sex with someone who looks just like you, or is that kind of the point?Beatrix: It must be emasculating to be replaced by a teenage girl.Beatrix: Enjoy your Arts and Crafts.
- To the Waters and the Wild
- Aisha and Musa have a good way of dealing with Terra's word vomit.
Terra: Who actually saw the shepherd's body? Maybe he was just old. People get old, die, we all die.Musa: That old age decapitation really sneaks up on you.Aisha: Happened to my Nan right in the middle of bingo. Just...thwop thwop thwop. Down the table.- Beatrix’s first encounter with Ms. Dowling.
Beatrix: Headmistress Dowling! I’m Beatrix, and I’m probably going to sound like an arsehole right now, but I’m literally your biggest fan...probably shouldn’t have said arsehole in front of the Headmistress. Bollocks, shit!Ms.Dowling: On a winning streak, I see. - No Strangers Here
- Aisha's method of getting Musa to talk to Sam.
Aisha: Hey. What’s your name?Musa: Aisha, what are you doing? Do not—Sam: Uh...I’m Sam. What’s up?Aisha: I’m Aisha, and this is Musa.Musa: I hate you. I will always hate you. I hate your children. I hate your children’s children.Aisha: Musa's been stalking you. - Heavy Mortal Hopes
- Beatrix's epic attempt to throw suspicion off herself and Callum.
Beatrix: Don't worry about that, Cally. I’m in a short skirt and you're an admin staff with a protruding Adam’s apple. People just think you’re perving on me so get off me you massive pedo!- Irish actor Greg Young was doing background work in the filming of that scene. He noticed the young-looking cast and assumed they were making a kids' show, and recalls trying to be careful that he didn't make any rude gestures in case the cameras picked them up...only to hear that line.
- That line also had Memetic Mutation among all the extras for the remainder of filming, since it was done early in production.
- Sam teasing Terra when she shows up at the party.
Sam: Look who showed their face. With Mum's Tupperware, no less.Dane: I didn't think you'd make it!Terra: (chuckles) No. Uh...well, I just decided to come last-minute.Sam: Yes, so last-minute that she had a few hours to make weed brownies.Terra: Bye, Sam! I'll talk to you later.
Season 2
- Stella covers up being caught using invisibility magic to spy on the staff (so the girls can free Silva as he's being transported) by claiming she's just stalking Sky because she's that depressed about the break-up. Beatrix actually believes this and says she won't tell, but does toss "go to therapy" before leaving.
- Multiple characters make fun of Stella for wearing crocs, since she's supposed to be The Fashionista. And once she's prevented from using invisibility magic, Beatrix vaporises them with her powers because "you have to care what you look like again."
- When helping Flora unpack, Bloom finds a bag of coffee and Squees "Flora, you are saving my life".
- Bloom teasing Sky about being a horse guy is quite cute. Especially since it was put in there as a dig at Danny Griffin, who is most certainly a horse guy in real life, and was begging the showrunners for a scene with a horse.
- Sebastian reassures Silva that Sky will come around because "I watch a lot of 90s sitcoms, I'm pretty sure I know how families work."
- After Stella unsuccessfully tries to leave Alfea, Beatrix notes the stereotype of princesses being trapped in castles and suggests that Stella might be the first one to torture herself to escape.
- Stella gets the last word when she exits the scene - "to quote another tortured princess, let it go".
- Beatrix tries to find out what the girls got delivered from Queen Luna with quite a good line."I'm an orphaned, magic-less fairy reduced to chore duty to stay at this school. A little secret might brighten my day."
- Sebastian still gets plenty of good lines even when he's revealed as a villain.
- "A creepy old book in exchange for a lifetime of magic. Wonder who's getting the raw end of that deal."
- He talks about how fucked up he finds the story of Romeo and Juliet but admits "Claire and Leo, hard to top."
- Admits that he deliberately picked the kitschiest place for his and Bloom's meeting (in this case a diner).
- Musa thinks Riven won't train her to be a Specialist because he's "afraid of getting beaten by a girl". Dane looks at Riven with a look that says This Is Gonna Suck.
- Beatrix pouting that everyone at school was terrified of her the previous season, but is now reduced to phoning every parent at Alfea to find the mole for Rosalind.
