- David Bowie singing to Andy about his show.
- Ross Kemp and "Super. Army. Soldiers."
- Diana Rigg making Daniel Radcliffe squirm, whilst schooling him on the proper way to request for the errant condom he flicked at her head.
- "Men have nobs. Women have fannies. Pop nob in the fanny."
- Patrick Stewart: "I've seen everything."
- Andy's putdown to Ben Stiller after being humiliated for sticking up for a little kid;
Ben: And who are you?Andy: Nobody.Ben: What?Andy: Nobody.Ben: Exactly. And who am I?Andy: Either Starsky or Hutch, I can never remember.Ben: Was that supposed to be funny?Andy: You tell me, you were in it.
- And "Make Dodgeball 2"
- Anytime Orlando Bloom mentions Johnny Depp his passive-aggression gets the better of him.
"Willy Wonka? Johhny Wanker!"
- "Were you masturbating when I came in?"
- "(The wife is) Gone! I was living a lie and she knew it. Now, I'm able to enjoy some serious cock guilt-free. Yummy-yummy-yummy-yummy!"
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