* DavidBowie singing to Andy about his show.
* Ross Kemp and "Super. Army. Soldiers."
* Diana Rigg making Daniel Radcliffe squirm, whilst schooling him on the [[GrammarNazi proper way]] to request for the errant condom he flicked at her head.
* ''"Men have nobs. Women have fannies. Pop nob in the fanny."''
* Creator/PatrickStewart: "I've seen '''everything'''."
* Andy's putdown to BenStiller after being humiliated for sticking up for a little kid;
-->'''Ben''': And who are you?
-->'''Andy''': Nobody.
-->'''Ben''': What?
-->'''Andy''': Nobody.
-->'''Ben''': Exactly. And who am I?
-->'''Andy''': Either Starsky or Hutch, I can never remember.
-->'''Ben''': Was that supposed to be funny?
-->'''Andy''': You tell me, you were in it.
** And "Make ''Dodgeball 2''"
* Anytime OrlandoBloom mentions JohnnyDepp his passive-aggression gets the better of him.
--> "Willy Wonka? Johhny Wanker!"
* "Were you masturbating when I came in?"
* "(The wife is) Gone! I was living a lie and she knew it. Now, I'm able to enjoy some serious cock guilt-free. Yummy-yummy-yummy-yummy!"