Funny: Diary of the Dead
- Tracy objects to the idea of the mummy yanking down her dress to expose her breasts. When this happens for real while being chased by zombie Ridley, Tracy shouts at the camera-toting Jason: "I hope you're happy!"
- 'I am Samuel. Hello.' - A very good way to introduce yourself when you use explosives.
- "Dont mess with Texas!"
- "I'm leaving you, Jason. You can keep the house; I'm taking the car" Complete with a very fitting soundtrack to match the "Don't mess with Texas" quote above.