Funny: Diary of a Mad Black Woman
- Immediately following Madea's hearing is "The People of Atlanta vs. Robert Brown".
Judge Mablean Ephriam: What is this, Repeat Offender Day?Whitney Houston (off-screen): Bobby! Bobby I love you!Judge Mablean Ephriam: Seat down, Miss Houston!
- Madea ransacking Charles' house with a chainsaw while maniacally laughing.
- "I know 'Whoop Your Ass!'"