Funny / Diamond Dallas Page

• One of the gems (what few there were) that came out of Diamond Dallas Page's "Guru" gimmick in the WWE involved teaching Christian how to be more pleasant. It didn't work, to say the least.
• On RAW in 2012, Heath Slater had finally pulled out a win... against Doink the Clown. While celebrating, Page's music hits, the crowd goes nuts, and Page extends his hand in congratulations to Slater.
• Dallas and Scott Hall playing WWE2K14, especially when Dallas realises that he is not a playable character. Watch it here
  Hall: [smirking] You're gonna be DDP, huh?
  [Dallas starts scrolling through character selection]
  DDP: Did I pass it? There's three of you! Am I not in this fucking game, seriously! I was in the last one, how can I not be in this one? (drops the controller) I'm not playing this stupid game.
  Hall: Come on, you can be Randy Orton, he has a cool finish.
  DDP: [sulking] That's my finish, I can play Randy Orton.
• Mick Foley's story about him and Stone Cold putting cookies in DDP's bed (that a fan made for them and presumed would get eaten). Made even worse by the fact that DDP slept nude at the time. After finding a bed full of crumbs, he lunged at Mick and Austin...while wearing nothing but crumbs.
  DDP: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?! HOW DO YOU LIKE FUCKING COOKIES IN YOUR BED?!
  Mick: It's not the cookies that bother me, it's your naked ass all over that bothers me...
• DDP's participation in AEWs Double or Nothing PPV: during the otherwise intensely grueling and personal match between Cody and his brother Dustin, referee Earl Hebner catches Brandi Rhodes cheating on her husband's behalf one too many times and ejects her from ringside. Brandi refuses to go, so DDP unexpectedly walks up behind her, picks her up, tosses her over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes, and briskly strolls out again as the crowd laps it up. Good ol' JR's commentary only added to the moment.
  Jim Ross: He'll take her back, maybe a little of that yoga will settle her down.