- One of the gems (what few there were) that came out of Diamond Dallas Page's "Guru" gimmick in the WWE involved teaching Christian how to be more pleasant. It didn't work, to say the least.
- Dallas and Scott Hall playing WWE2K14, especially when Dallas realises that he is not a playable character. Watch it here
Hall: (smirking) You're gonna be DDP, huh?(Dallas starts scrolling through character selection)DDP: Did I pass it? There's three of you! Am I not in this fucking game, seriously! I was in the last one, how can I not be in this one? (drops the controller) I'm not playing this game.Hall: Come on, you can be Randy Orton, he has a cool finishDDP: (sulking) That's my finish, I can play Randy Orton.
- Mick Foley's story about him and Stone Cold putting cookies in DDP's bed. Made even worse by the fact that DDP slept nude at the time. After finding a bed full of crumbs, he lunged at Mick and Austin...covered in crumbs.
DDP: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?! HOW DO YOU LIKE FUCKING COOKIES IN YOUR BED?!
Mick: It's not the cookies that bother me, it's your naked ass all over that bothers me...