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* One of the gems ([[DemotedToExtra what few there were]]) that came out of Wrestling/DiamondDallasPage's "Guru" gimmick in the WWE involved teaching Wrestling/{{Christian}} how to be more pleasant. It [[TheUnsmile didn't work, to say the least]].

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* One of the gems ([[DemotedToExtra what few there were]]) that came out of Wrestling/DiamondDallasPage's "Guru" gimmick in the WWE Wrestling/{{WWE}} involved teaching Wrestling/{{Christian}} how to be more pleasant. It [[TheUnsmile didn't work, to say the least]].



-->'''Hall''': ''(smirking)'' You're gonna be DDP, huh?
-->''(Dallas starts scrolling through character selection)''
-->'''DDP''': Did I pass it? [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment There's three of you]]! Am I not in this [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] game, seriously! I was in the last one, how can I not be in this one? ''(drops the controller)'' I'm not playing this stupid game.
-->'''Hall''': Come on, you can be Wrestling/RandyOrton, he has a cool finish
-->'''DDP''': ''(sulking)'' That's ''my'' finish, I can play Randy Orton.
* Mick Foley's story about him and Stone Cold putting cookies in DDP's bed (that a fan made for them and presumed would get eaten). Made even worse by the fact that DDP [[NakedPeopleAreFunny slept nude at the time]]. After finding a bed full of crumbs, [[FullFrontalAssault he lunged at Mick and Austin...while wearing nothing but crumbs]].

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-->'''Hall''': ''(smirking)'' ''[smirking]'' You're gonna be DDP, huh?
-->''(Dallas
huh?\\
''[Dallas
starts scrolling through character selection)''
-->'''DDP''':
selection]''\\
'''DDP''':
Did I pass it? [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment There's three of you]]! Am I not in this [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] game, seriously! I was in the last one, how can I not be in this one? ''(drops the controller)'' I'm not playing this stupid game.
-->'''Hall''':
game.\\
'''Hall''':
Come on, you can be Wrestling/RandyOrton, he has a cool finish
-->'''DDP''': ''(sulking)''
finish.\\
'''DDP''': ''[sulking]''
That's ''my'' finish, I can play Randy Orton.
* Mick Foley's story about him and Stone Cold putting cookies in DDP's bed (that a fan made for them and presumed would get eaten). Made even worse by the fact that DDP [[NakedPeopleAreFunny Made even worse]] by the fact that DDP [[SleepsInTheNude slept nude nude]] at the time]].time. After finding a bed full of crumbs, [[FullFrontalAssault he lunged at Mick and Austin...while wearing nothing but crumbs]].
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-->'''DDP''': Did I pass it? [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment There's three of you]]! Am I not in this [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] game, seriously! I was in the last one, how can I not be in this one? ''(drops the controller)'' I'm not playing this game.

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-->'''DDP''': Did I pass it? [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment There's three of you]]! Am I not in this [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] game, seriously! I was in the last one, how can I not be in this one? ''(drops the controller)'' I'm not playing this stupid game.
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'''Mick''': It's not the cookies that bother me, it's your naked ass all over that bothers me...

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'''Mick''': It's not the cookies that bother me, it's your naked ass all over that bothers me...me...
* DDP's participation in Wrestling/{{AEW}}s ''Double or Nothing'' PPV: during the otherwise intensely grueling and personal match between [[Wrestling/CodyRhodes Cody]] and his brother [[Wrestling/{{Goldust}} Dustin]], referee Earl Hebner catches Brandi Rhodes cheating on her husband's behalf one too many times and ejects her from ringside. Brandi refuses to go, so DDP unexpectedly walks up behind her, picks her up, tosses her over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes, and briskly strolls out again as the crowd laps it up. [[Wrestling/JimRoss Good ol' JR's]] commentary only added to the moment.
-->'''Wrestling/JimRoss:''' He'll take her back, maybe a little of that yoga will settle her down.
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* Mick Foley's story about him and Stone Cold putting cookies in DDP's bed (that a fan made for them and presumed would get eaten). Made even worse by the fact that DDP [[NakedPeopleAreFunny slept nude at the time]]. After finding a bed full of crumbs, [[FullFrontalAssault he lunged at Mick and Austin]]...covered in crumbs.

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* Mick Foley's story about him and Stone Cold putting cookies in DDP's bed (that a fan made for them and presumed would get eaten). Made even worse by the fact that DDP [[NakedPeopleAreFunny slept nude at the time]]. After finding a bed full of crumbs, [[FullFrontalAssault he lunged at Mick and Austin]]...covered in crumbs.Austin...while wearing nothing but crumbs]].

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* On RAW in 2012, Wrestling/HeathSlater had ''[[ButtMonkey finally]]'' pulled out a win... against Wrestling/DoinkTheClown. While celebrating, [[https://youtu.be/ZtNwLKwksk8?t=1m40s Page's music hits]], the crowd goes nuts, and Page [[SchmuckBait extends his hand to Slater]].

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* On RAW in 2012, Wrestling/HeathSlater had ''[[ButtMonkey finally]]'' pulled out a win... against Wrestling/DoinkTheClown. While celebrating, [[https://youtu.be/ZtNwLKwksk8?t=1m40s Page's music hits]], the crowd goes nuts, and Page [[SchmuckBait extends his hand in congratulations to Slater]].



'''Mick''': It's not the cookies that bother me, it's your naked ass all over that bothers me...
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'''Mick''': It's not the cookies that bother me, it's your naked ass all over that bothers me...
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me...
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* On RAW in 2012, Wrestling/HeathSlater had ''[[ButtMonkey finally]]'' pulled out a win... against Wrestling/DoinkTheClown. While celebrating, [[https://youtu.be/ZtNwLKwksk8?t=1m40s Page's music hits]], the crowd goes nuts, and Page [[SchmuckBait extends his hand to Slater]].



'''Mick''': It's not the cookies that bother me, it's your naked ass all over that bothers me...

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'''Mick''': It's not the cookies that bother me, it's your naked ass all over that bothers me...me...
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* Mick Foley's story about him and Stone Cold putting cookies in DDP's bed. Made even worse by the fact that DDP [[NakedPeopleAreFunny slept nude at the time]]. After finding a bed full of crumbs, [[FullFrontalAssault he lunged at Mick and Austin]]...covered in crumbs.

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* Mick Foley's story about him and Stone Cold putting cookies in DDP's bed.bed (that a fan made for them and presumed would get eaten). Made even worse by the fact that DDP [[NakedPeopleAreFunny slept nude at the time]]. After finding a bed full of crumbs, [[FullFrontalAssault he lunged at Mick and Austin]]...covered in crumbs.
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* One of the gems ([[DemotedToExtra what few there were]]) that came out of Wrestling/DiamondDallasPage's "Guru" gimmick in the WWE involved teaching {{Christian}} how to be more pleasant. It [[TheUnsmile didn't work, to say the least]].
* Dallas and ScottHall playing [[VideoGame/{{WWE}} WWE2K14]], especially when Dallas realises that he is not a playable character. Watch it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZIifXShaN0 here]]

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* One of the gems ([[DemotedToExtra what few there were]]) that came out of Wrestling/DiamondDallasPage's "Guru" gimmick in the WWE involved teaching {{Christian}} Wrestling/{{Christian}} how to be more pleasant. It [[TheUnsmile didn't work, to say the least]].
* Dallas and ScottHall Wrestling/ScottHall playing [[VideoGame/{{WWE}} WWE2K14]], especially when Dallas realises that he is not a playable character. Watch it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZIifXShaN0 here]]
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* One of the gems ([[DemotedToExtra what few there were]]) that came out of DiamondDallasPage's "Guru" gimmick in the WWE involved teaching {{Christian}} how to be more pleasant. It [[TheUnsmile didn't work, to say the least]].

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* One of the gems ([[DemotedToExtra what few there were]]) that came out of DiamondDallasPage's Wrestling/DiamondDallasPage's "Guru" gimmick in the WWE involved teaching {{Christian}} how to be more pleasant. It [[TheUnsmile didn't work, to say the least]].

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* Mick Foley's story about him and Stone Cold putting cookies in DDP's bed.

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* Mick Foley's story about him and Stone Cold putting cookies in DDP's bed.
bed. Made even worse by the fact that DDP [[NakedPeopleAreFunny slept nude at the time]]. After finding a bed full of crumbs, [[FullFrontalAssault he lunged at Mick and Austin]]...covered in crumbs.
-->'''DDP''': [[Memes/ProfessionalWrestling HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?! HOW DO YOU LIKE FUCKING COOKIES IN YOUR BED?!]]\\
'''Mick''': It's not the cookies that bother me, it's your naked ass all over that bothers me...
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-->'''Hall''': Come on, you can be RandyOrton, he has a cool finish
-->'''DDP''': ''(sulking)'' That's my finish

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-->'''Hall''': Come on, you can be RandyOrton, Wrestling/RandyOrton, he has a cool finish
-->'''DDP''': ''(sulking)'' That's my finish''my'' finish, I can play Randy Orton.
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-->'''DDP''': Did I pass it? There's three of you! Am I not in this [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] game, seriously! I was in the last one, how can I not be in this one? ''(drops the controller)'' I'm not playing this game.

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-->'''DDP''': Did I pass it? [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment There's three of you! you]]! Am I not in this [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] game, seriously! I was in the last one, how can I not be in this one? ''(drops the controller)'' I'm not playing this game.
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-->'''DDP''': Did I pass it? There's three of you! Am I not in this [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] game, seriously! I was in the last one, how can I not be in this one? ''(drops the controllerP'' I'm not playing this game.

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-->'''DDP''': Did I pass it? There's three of you! Am I not in this [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] game, seriously! I was in the last one, how can I not be in this one? ''(drops the controllerP'' controller)'' I'm not playing this game.
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* Dallas and ScottHall playing WWE2K14, especially when Dallas realises that he is not a playable character. Watch it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZIifXShaN0 here]]
-->'''Hall''': ''smirking'' You're gonna be DDP, huh?
-->''Dallas starts scrolling through character selection''
-->'''DDP''': Did I pass it? There's three of you! Am I not in this [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] game, seriously! I was in the last one, how can I not be in this one? ''drops the controller'' I'm not playing this game.

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* Dallas and ScottHall playing WWE2K14, [[VideoGame/{{WWE}} WWE2K14]], especially when Dallas realises that he is not a playable character. Watch it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZIifXShaN0 here]]
-->'''Hall''': ''smirking'' ''(smirking)'' You're gonna be DDP, huh?
-->''Dallas -->''(Dallas starts scrolling through character selection''
selection)''
-->'''DDP''': Did I pass it? There's three of you! Am I not in this [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] game, seriously! I was in the last one, how can I not be in this one? ''drops ''(drops the controller'' controllerP'' I'm not playing this game.



-->'''DDP''': ''sulking'' That's my finish

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-->'''DDP''': ''sulking'' ''(sulking)'' That's my finish
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* Mick Foley's story about him and Stone Cold putting cookies in DDP's bed.
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''Dallas starts scrolling through character selection''
'''DDP''': Did I pass it? There's three of you! Am I not in this [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] game, seriously! I was in the last one, how can I not be in this one? ''drops the controller'' I'm not playing this game.
'''Hall''': Come on, you can be RandyOrton, he has a cool finish
'''DDP'': That's my finish

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''Dallas -->''Dallas starts scrolling through character selection''
'''DDP''': -->'''DDP''': Did I pass it? There's three of you! Am I not in this [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] game, seriously! I was in the last one, how can I not be in this one? ''drops the controller'' I'm not playing this game.
'''Hall''': -->'''Hall''': Come on, you can be RandyOrton, he has a cool finish
'''DDP'': -->'''DDP''': ''sulking'' That's my finish
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* One of the gems ([[DemotedToExtra what few there were]]) that came out of DiamondDallasPage's "Guru" gimmick in the WWE involved teaching {{Christian}} how to be more pleasant. It [[TheUnsmile didn't work, to say the least]].

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* One of the gems ([[DemotedToExtra what few there were]]) that came out of DiamondDallasPage's "Guru" gimmick in the WWE involved teaching {{Christian}} how to be more pleasant. It [[TheUnsmile didn't work, to say the least]].least]].
* Dallas and ScottHall playing WWE2K14, especially when Dallas realises that he is not a playable character. Watch it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZIifXShaN0 here]]
-->'''Hall''': ''smirking'' You're gonna be DDP, huh?
''Dallas starts scrolling through character selection''
'''DDP''': Did I pass it? There's three of you! Am I not in this [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] game, seriously! I was in the last one, how can I not be in this one? ''drops the controller'' I'm not playing this game.
'''Hall''': Come on, you can be RandyOrton, he has a cool finish
'''DDP'': That's my finish
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* One of the gems ([[DemotedToExtra what few there were]]) that came out of his "Guru" gimmick in the WWE involved teaching {{Christian}} how to be more pleasant. It [[TheUnsmile didn't work, to say the least]].

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* One of the gems ([[DemotedToExtra what few there were]]) that came out of his DiamondDallasPage's "Guru" gimmick in the WWE involved teaching {{Christian}} how to be more pleasant. It [[TheUnsmile didn't work, to say the least]].

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