"Leave now, mortal! The likes of you are forbidden in this land! You who are powerless are not worthy to set foot here!" Dante:
"Wow, I've never seen a talking mutt before
. You know, in a dog show, you'd definitely take first place." Cerberus:
"You, a mere human, make a mockery of ME?!? *breathes a ray of ice, which Dante dodges* Dante:
"Eeeasy, Fido. How 'bout I take you for a walk?" *claps hands and makes a beckoning motion* "Come on, puppy, let's go."